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Posts by Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

I’m going to take a break for a while. I’m not going to deactivate my account but I am going to step back. I’ll probably delete the app off my phone. I promise everything is alright I just need to focus on myself for a bit. I’m writing this just in case you think I died. I wish everyone happiness.

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We aren’t though

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The Joke is on you. I’m a fool every day of the year

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Mulched onion

Mulched onion

Onion. Now i just need a tomato

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I mowed over it so now it’s a mulched peno

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Wait. This peno isn’t hallow.

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Nah?

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Try letting her into your heart

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Don’t make it bad

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This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Storm Breaking Over a Cornish Cove

#impasto

#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity

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Naked gardening day May 2, 2026

Naked gardening day May 2, 2026

Mark your calendars

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That’s what I did

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Clean what off my laptop?

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This is what I sound like

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This is why got Clarence Thomas in trouble

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I’m never going to look at my dentist the same way in the mouth ever again

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Do you know how you come home after work and the last thing that you wanna do is do anything remotely related to work? I wondered if dentist feel this way about putting things in peoples mouths after work. 🤔

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I think if I was having sex with a dentist, I’d still feel guilty for not flossing daily.

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Imagine having something stuck in your teeth

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Well this just got 20% less fun

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5’6”

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Another 20 war for oil.

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If you’re brave enough

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Waiting for the big beautiful obituary

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Scooby doo lead me to believe more evil land developers would go to prison.

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the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

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You’re right. I haven’t even been drinking for that long.

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She looks easy

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