I’m going to take a break for a while. I’m not going to deactivate my account but I am going to step back. I’ll probably delete the app off my phone. I promise everything is alright I just need to focus on myself for a bit. I’m writing this just in case you think I died. I wish everyone happiness.
Posts by Dad Joke 🏴☠️
We aren’t though
The Joke is on you. I’m a fool every day of the year
Mulched onion
Onion. Now i just need a tomato
I mowed over it so now it’s a mulched peno
Wait. This peno isn’t hallow.
Nah?
Try letting her into your heart
Don’t make it bad
This damned post makes me laugh every time I see it.
Storm Breaking Over a Cornish Cove
#impasto
#JustBecause #SynthArt #GenerativeArt #AiArtCommunity
Naked gardening day May 2, 2026
Mark your calendars
That’s what I did
Clean what off my laptop?
This is why got Clarence Thomas in trouble
I’m never going to look at my dentist the same way in the mouth ever again
Do you know how you come home after work and the last thing that you wanna do is do anything remotely related to work? I wondered if dentist feel this way about putting things in peoples mouths after work. 🤔
I think if I was having sex with a dentist, I’d still feel guilty for not flossing daily.
Imagine having something stuck in your teeth
Well this just got 20% less fun
5’6”
Another 20 war for oil.
If you’re brave enough
Waiting for the big beautiful obituary
Scooby doo lead me to believe more evil land developers would go to prison.
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
You’re right. I haven’t even been drinking for that long.