We need more macho moves that weed out the amateur game hunters! Lighting a stogie with a flamethrower takes out 4-10 wannabe's a year! Attempting to light a match on their scruffy face & failing, proves 30 wannabe macho types they are just lame. Using the term alpha, shows 1000s are just laughable!
Re-Watching The Puppet Masters (1994)!
If we're going to survive the puppet alien invasion, the only way is to loosen up morals, drink up & toss modesty down the toilet! This country has to go Nudist! We'll also have to limit how long a person's hair can grow. Don't want aliens hiding behind it!
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Undersea mining on the deepest ocean floor,
Find a sunken ship, they don't know what is in store,
Crew gets ahold of tainted booze,
Mutations begin...not good news,
Must get to the surface or are they all done for?
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Re-Watching Girl's Nite Out (1982)!
I think a team mascot as a killer is interesting. Does it kill people after a win or a loss? Does it target people that don't show team spirit, People that leave the game early, People that badmouth the team when they lose? There must be more than the suit!
If a box would grant a million dollars by pressing a button, but it would kill someone, I know many people that would press the button before even hearing the 'but' part! I know couples that would be fight over the money before the check was cut! I also know people that would ask for more boxes!
Re-Watching Mimic 3: Sentinel (2003)!
Regardless of who you save, the fact you sit around spying on your neighbors will always come back to you...& likely they will come with the authorities and they will have a warrant, charges will be filed, & you'll go to jail! Thanks for saving someone though!
Revisiting the Word Search of Horror:
Find the Horror!
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Q-The Winged Serpent (1982)
Ripper 2: Letter From Within (2004)
She-Wolf of London (1946)
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Re-Watching Mimic 2 (2001)!
I often wonder why a giant genetically altered cockroach would be obsessed with me. I don't have any physical attributes that a roach would like...but as a wade through my filth of unwashed plates, unvacuumed floors, and piles of laundry it hits me...I love the dark!
Sign me up...the cover looks better than the description on IMDB.
People say that cell phones are a distraction & they always use driving as the example. The truth is that the perfect example of cell phones distracting people came at the cost of one man's life! Years of horror knowledge, could survive any horror trope imaginable...but one cell call is all it took!
Re-Watching Mimic (1997)!
Genetic manipulation is always a hot topic for discussion, but people forget the bigger question that needs to be asked. If you cure a disease by genetically altering an insect, was dying by the disease better or worse, than dying years later by being devoured by the cure?
Re-Watching Breathe (2008)!
Nothing like trying to face all your fears in one swoop! Sharks, small-enclosed spaces, darkness? Throw in a clown and you'll have found a one stop fear-removal program of the ages! If only you could get the world's cowards to pay for it...
Re-Watching Near Dark (1987)!
It's amazing how easy it is for vampires to prey on the young. Just hang out at bars, clubs, gas stations, and soon someone will show up just begging to be turned...or devoured. You would think that they would give you the choice at least...vampires can be quite rude!
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Devil's Den (2006)
Are there any remote Adult Entertainment Facilities that cater to female truck drivers? Or do they realize how dangerous it is to stop at one?
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Re-Watching Croc (2007)!
It doesn't surprise me that health code violations only come into play when a rich real estate tycoon wants somebody else's building or property! Of course, not all of us can hide behind a giant saltwater crocodile while it dishes out bloody justice! Stupid nature!
Whenever a giant monster climbs out of an extinct volcano, I can't help but wonder if from space...does the volcano look like a giant Earth pimple? Like the planet has become a giant urban legend...a giant monster laid its eggs inside and now they hatch & pour forth from the icky blemish?
It's Amityville Bigfoot (2024)!
Bigfoot escapes from a remote research cabin & goes on a rampage in the forest! Attacking the crew of a Bigfoot movie, a homeless camp, birdwatchers, nudists & a man lost with his kids! An infatuated Doctor hopes to save it for herself!
Re-Watching Mars Attacks (1996)!
People used to think that silly looking aliens being able to take over the world would be absurd and unheard of! After watching the state of the world recently...If the aliens bother to attack, the only thing absurd would be our response to their attack!
Re-Watching Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943)!
When the wolfman wants a way to die, perhaps the best way to make that happen isn't a scientific formula, or some Mad Scientist's concoction, perhaps you just need to introduce them to a formidable opponent? You could place bets on who will win!
For those of you that would like to know how toast feels, you may want to check out a tanning booth. Make sure you check the Tanning Booth's Darkness setting first...It tends to range from warm all the way up to charred! Set it for the same way you like your toast...we'll see how you turn out!
Re-Watching Sleepy Hollow (1999)!
I'm confused by headless ghosts, you would think they would just ramble about running into things...of course they are ghosts so they would just go through trees, walls, or anything in their way! So, how do they know where they are? They'd just be stuck in a void!
Re-Watching Life (2017)!
You would think that scientists doing strange experiments in space would know something about dangerous research and proximity to Earth! If they found it on Mars they could leave it there or do the research in Mars's orbit! Don't bring it back! We don't another way to die!
Re-Watching A Haunted House 2 (2014)!
Living in a haunted house is a sure fire way to meet new and interesting people! The problem would be knowing if they are interested in you, or are they using you to get to your haunted house? Guess you'll have to be more interesting than an evil spirit!
As an outside party...who's to say a whether a man & his dog are playing rough, or if the dog is attacking? Your future may be in the balance! Might want to wait for the screams to be sure! If you're wrong, you will be dubbed a dog hater & society will call for your death!
Re-Watching A Haunted House (2013)!\
Moving in with your significant other is a huge step in a relationship & as you both adjust to each other's unique traits & behaviors, it sometimes good to have an evil spirit visit to take your mind off of how crazy you drive each other! You can bond in fear!
Re-Watching The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)!
I wonder why Frankenstein never gave his monster a name. It seems odd that he made it a bride, yet had to introduce the monster as 'My Monster'. The bride didn't have a name either, which goes to show that Frankenstein was kind of a jerk...
It's #wordsearchwednesday
The Blob (1988)
It was only a matter of time before a slime became sentient and wanted revenge for all the batches people made and disposed of over the years!
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Re-Watching Doll Graveyard (2005)!
I would have no problem with any of my toys attacking anyone that comes to my house & damages any of them in any way! It's fine to not like them, that is acceptable, but they shouldn't touch them then! I'm curious to see what the toys would do for revenge anyway!
Re-Watching Gojira (1954)!
The world should be so happy that the first survivor of Godzilla's rampage was not an American! Can you imagine the name the creature would have gotten? Death-Dino? Deadliosaurus? The terrible possibilities are endless & once named, future Kaiju would get similar names!
Having used battery operated power tools, I can safely say that any time you cannot see the psychotic killer actively using it, they are likely sitting in front of a power outlet, attempting to get enough of a charge to attack again...& calling their dead weapon 'Flaccid' is accurate on all levels!