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Posts by The Minstrel of Horror

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Re-Watching Fangs (2002)!

When greedy people plan to take advantage of people does their victim's occupation or hobbies considered? The last thing they'd want would be some angry scientist creating new bombs or drones for military to want revenge, or a person that builds battle robots as a hobby!

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Yes, this is the original.

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Zombi 2 (1979).

Can never be sure with foreign zombie movies in the 70s...they were released under so many different names sometimes.

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Haven't seen Twilight of the Cockroaches in ages...

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That it is!

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I'm working though a lot of the Asian Cinema ghost flicks & remakes this year. The Ring series is a must, The Grudge, One Missed Call, Tomie...the 90s-2000s were definitely their hayday.

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It's the same type of story as the Descent, but the way it is filmed doesn't give you that same claustrophobic feeling, it comes across a bit more of an action movie...It's still pretty fun though.

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This if from The Lair (2022). It's a pretty cool monster flick with good monster effects. Pretty standard storyline though.

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I only watch the ones I own...and I'm nowhere near complete...and they just keep coming! After I finish this year's watch through I'll have seen 43. I know of 17 more either not out yet or I can't find...and surely there are some I don't even know of.

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The best part of binge watching Seagal films is how much he swells over the years, fights less & bad guys practically hand them their fingers for him to twist. It is funny to see how they relate each story to Amityville...it took place there, an object from there, some dude knocked on the door once.

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Office Killer....have not heard about that one. I'll have to take a look. Thanks!

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I think it holds up nicley, still one of my favorites.

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I did notice the soundtrack a lot more this time around...and it is amazing!

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Re-Watching The Eye (2008)!

If seeing ghostly shadows, visions of doom and questioning reality are what one gets from an eye transplant, makes you wonder what 'wonderful' side effects people get from other donated body parts, and if they should start screening donors for their special 'gifts'!

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Just Watched Amityville Thanksgiving (2022)!

A troubled couple enters therapy, and their therapist offers them his cabin around the Holidays. After failing to seduce the wife, the Therapist moves on to plan B, which is to murder & eat the couple for Thanksgiving. Can the couple survive?

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Re-Watching The Eye 3 (2005)!

It may sound like fun to see a ghost! You and your friends trapsing through haunted houses, forests, cemeteries and being loud and having a grand old time about it and basically behaving exactly in the ways that make the dead hate the living! Just leave them in peace!

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Using a round rug as a templet for your pentagram is a great life hack! Taking the time to carve your pentagram into your hardwood floor instead of making a chalk outline is how you can differentiate the dabblers from the serious occultists!

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Re-Watching The Eye 2 (2004)!

I hate it when my eyes play tricks on me, but not knowing who's a ghost & who is living goes beyond a simple eye problem. Of course, perhaps to the naked eye it is very difficult to tell! Maybe that is why so few people see ghosts...very few can tell the difference!

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Re-Watching The Eye (2002)!

You'd think getting donor eyes would be good enough for anyone, just to see the world for the first time & for a while that might be enough! Soon they'd request certain eye colors! Then they'd pay for eyes that could see ghosts...or they'd make them pay not to see them!

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Re-Watching Mega Snake (2007)!

I have a problem with someone that collects living things. It's creepy to own bones or taxidermy animals, but living things would be more evil than creepy. When they "procure", or "get" new ones they are really kidnapping them, or buying them like property!

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It's never a good idea to take a really close look at something sharp...although it is considered rude to film it from the side...sure you can see how close it is to your eyes, but nobody gets to appreciate your goofy crossed eyes and deranged look of fear and silly eyeball twisting!

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Re-Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)!

No offence to Buffy, or Cheerleaders, but instead of one individual Vampire Slayer, is if one of those Professional Cheerleading Dance Troops to them on! We're talking flips, twists, an entire routine designed to destroy vampires & win trophies!

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Re-Watching The Quiet Ones (2014)!

Traumatizing a person until they demonstrate a predetermined level of evil is not an exact science. I would come pretty close to matching their required hate without any isolation and simply because someone would not "leggo my ego"...I'm serious about breakfast!

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Re-Watching Monsturd (2003)!

Someday, someone will have the courage to make a serious film about a poop monster that doesn't degrade itself by reducing itself to potty humor, dookie puns & constant references to the stink! It will be a work of art, a serious look at how life truly is a monster poo!

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Re-Watching Idle Hands (1999)!

I suppose that modern technology has eliminated the threat behind the old adage of 'idle hands are the devil's playthings'. Tablets, smart phones & watches have all insured that the devil is kept at bay, but at what cost? Socializing face-to-face is all but extinct!

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Re-Watching The Cave (2005)!

Underground, underwater, and unknown carnivorous beast stalking your group?...and me sitting in my living room, not regretting my decision to not participate in one of those 'extreme' sports or vacations. My brain said no when it heard underground, and I'm OK with that!

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It's #wordsearchwednesday

Night of the Living Dorks (2004)

Embrace your inner dorkiness and solve this puzzle, it might help you formulate a cure for the zombie curse!

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#puzzle #wordsearch #Horrorfam #zombie #dork #nerd #curse #voodoo #undead #dead

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Newest Million Dollar idea! Decorative handles, grips and bars that can be installed around the base of doors for all those ill-timed demons trying to drag you away! Door frames never seem to do the trick and as the victim you need something easy and convenient to latch onto!

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Re-Watching Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)!

The thing about alternative realities is that we always hope that they are better than reality. It doesn't have to be fantasy, just nicer, cleaner & maybe a little sunnier...but that never seems to be the case, they are always so much darker & unfriendly!

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Given the choice to trying to stop a creature's multiple tongues, I think I'd let the normal ones do their worst, but do everything in my power to stop the skinny branching one! Although it could be like one of those scalp massagers and it might be relaxing...until you remember it's a tongue...

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