Posts by The Spare Steward
Oh please, God. No. #F1
Hahaha!
I do miss the FCW days where I would refer someone to the Stewards during the #oscars for some obvious infringement of the Regs. #goodtimes
Anyhow. Be excellent to each other.
My Scottish Father used to say about the Scots, “Nobody provokes us with impunity”.
I get it now. It’s part of our Canadian DNA.
Peace, love. I am so glad my immigrant parents brought me to Canada. The best way to express how I feel is to just follow @todmaffin.com
Canadians are polite. Canadians are understated. Canadians are deferential and see the humoUr in ourselves.
Mistake that for weakness at your peril.
To say nothing of the impact this has on everyone, everywhere who pulls into the gas station to fill up.
Don’t blame Hillary, or Biden or Hunters laptop.
You idiots you voted for him own this.
#okifeelbetter
But wait, this is Bluesky not *ahem* “truth”
Social.
And another thing. And I acknowledge it’s a “1st world problem”, but spring is coming. The cars I have stored for the winter with great care and attention will soon require premium fuel.
So F you MAGA. Your boy started a war because he’s dead centre in the Epstein shitshow.
Own it. #Feckers
I’d generally prefer making snippy British-humour inspired comments during the #oscars, but we are living in a shitstorm caused by people who voted for a guy who’s definition of “best and brightest” is “Kash”, Bondi and Hegseth. So, well done America. Another thing you’ve ruined. 🤦♂️
I have to say, I’m generally not a fan of the #oscars but the Rob Reiner tribute by Billy Crystal and the Robert Redford tribute by Babs hit me deep in the feels.
Humanity and loving people is still real. Don’t let the people dividing us win.
#peace #love
#whatwouldcharliedo
The poor promoters of the Saudi and Bahraini races are going to lose their shirts. All those ticket refunds.
Oh. Wait. Never mind. I forgot why they pay for #F1 races. They just love motorsport. And golf. And tennis. Right?
Well done, Kimi! I must admit it was very nice to hear the “reverse Schumi song” on the podium today. #F1
Hard to believe it’s been 7 years since we lost Charlie. He’s missed by so many. And the sport has suffered without his leadership.
I’ll forever be grateful for the time I got to spend with him. #F1
This year, this component will be truly “pee-yew”. It stinks.
This makes me sad. We had a great time while it lasted.
Thank you for that mental image.
FFS. Martin isn’t here either. Jesus wept. Please tell me they’re not still feeding Elon’s dumpster fire. #F1
Is Crofty not on @bsky.app? Come on. Seriously? #F1
And don’t forget how Pat Symonds got a sweet job with the @FIA before he joined @cadillacteamf1.bsky.social. #Bygones
It’s beyond corrupt. But here we are.
All I want Montoya to say on air is “Hello. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” #F1
Remind me how Flavio went from a lifetime ban for making Piquet Jr bin his car into a Singapore wall to being a Team Principal again?
And the @FIA sanctions drivers for having an earring?
Beggars belief. #F1
Alex Brundle sounds a lot like Martin Brundle. He just doesn’t say things like “hugging the apex like his favourite granny” #F1
I think George Russell should change his first name to Earnest. #F1
I would absolutely buy insurance from George Russell. #F1
Or is is a 2fer. Or toofer. I dunno. When does Qualy start?
That’s what we call a twofer.
Juan Pablo Montoya doesn’t look like a former #F1 driver. He looks like a divorced guy hanging out at at the skate park looking for single moms. Come on, man. Stop dressing like Jacques. #F1
Hey they’re making progress. Remember when it took 2 cars to run half an #F1 race distance?