And I said get Paul Toilet on the phone immediately

I called my friend Paul Toilet

🎶 heartbreak is one thing, my pussy’s another 🎶

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside-Out In Horrific New 'Juno' Position

Sabrina Carpenter Turns Body Fully Inside-Out In Horrific New 'Juno' Position

COACHELLAAAAA 😝 WEEKEND 2 ✌️ LIVE….from my couch 😜

I just listened to new Madonna and you expect me to work? On a Friday?

it’s sit at your desk and stare at your to-do list hours fr fr

I’d rather smell your pits than see your feet put those ugly mfers away

Sorry but shoes off at the bar is NASTY

don’t get distracted 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️

they fed it jen shah’s pre-jail interview before it spit that out

Learning so much about Katseye tonight. Lara was born in Connecticut,

WOMEN!!!!

that pussy eating jaw >>>

RIP Bob Marley you would’ve loved So Yesterday by Hilary Duff

baby….is that tony balls??

going amanda frances mode and manifesting an amazing day for myself 😍

i’ve been saying

FINALLY someone said it 👏💯💁‍♀️

feeling manic (turned on chromatica)

now why’d they make harper do crystal meth in industry….

Mmm day off and don’t have to go anywhere

Skyrizi is a beautiful name for a girl

Happy to report that Ladies of London is lit

Sorry, can’t hang out tonight, I’ve got a LOT of moments on Scruff to catch up on

gay boss got snippy with gay coworker on zoom and i just wish as a community we would give each other more grace 💔

daylight savings time be like: clock it

and you should!

we clock the tea we think we deserve

i’m sleepy in a way that’s totally unique and never been done before