I have no clue what Purdue just did.

> do largest supply chain attack in history
> potentially infect millions of apps
> doesnt do the thing good
> makes $0 from compromise

I don't wanna support the villain here, but my guy, you gotta lock in. You could have infected hundreds of millions of apps and you FUMBLE IT

nyquil commands me to exfiltrate data over MS Teams

we should bring back the glorious obama idea of drone striking random hackers i think this is an excellent idea with no possible consequences

Xtensa instruction set my beloved

please please please please please please please please please please authorize hack backs i yearn for violence and the return of privateering

consequences don't exist this will not make things worse congress do the funny

WE ALLOWED 100 COMPUTER NERDS APPLY TO WORK WITH US

NOW THEY MUST FIX 100 COMPUTERS IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS. LOSERS WILL BE EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY

if i hear the red hot chili peppers one more time my crashout will be at such mythological proportions that the combined linguistically capabilities of english, spanish, finnish, estonian, and cuneiform will not suffice

Personally i'm a fan of the "9-18" hour workday

microsoft try to right stable software updates challenge difficulty impossible apparently

i am 1.572628591 crashouts away from fucking off from windows bc ong i can't put up with this nonsense

can already tell i'm going to say fuck that and stop after 6 hours because i am STUPID and this shits ANNOYING

by popular demand (other schitzos) time to fuck around with the stupid ass intel management engine i can't fucking wait to deal with stupid fucking loaders and BULLSHIT

i love screaming into the void except sometimes it's my cat and he gets really angry when he hears about MIPSEL

ITS ALIVEEEE IT ONLY TOOK 9 PATCHED FILES MY EMULATION IS FINALLY ALIVE

my 48 hour sleep cycle has fixed everything this is my greatest idea yet 8 hours of sleep every 48 hours

i am gods worst mips enjoyer

why write usable code when i can inline mipsel assembly for EVERYTHING

writing in-line assembly in a c file so i can use it as a php library because i hate myself

HALucinator save me HALucinator save me

I am crashing out it's time to return to weird sleep experiments

poison pragma my beloved <3

anyways I LOVE MIPSEL I LOVE MIPSEL I LOVE MIPSEL EVRRYTHING SHOULD BE MIPSEL

Stupid bots following me smh

the absolute travesty why must my victim router use a custom MIPSEL instruction set now i have to add instructions to qemu and all this effort to commit digital war crimes smh

the smart thermostat did not in fact like my attempts at fault injections

RCE on a smart thermometer I LOVE TECHNOLOGY WE NEED SMART EVERYTHING I think it's a wonderful idea that your thermostat can be gaslit to believe false realities from anywhere on earth this is good and stable technology

smart thermostats are truly something, whys that little guy transmitting gigabytes of data to a chinese IP addresss...

it's joever somehow my landlord thinks i'm a mormon i've failed at everything everywhere all at once

i can't decide what's worse, my stream of consciousness nonsense or the 20+ pages of technical rambling that come from me organizing my thoughts