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Mike's Marbleopolis - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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I think someone who can make a CPU out of eurorack modules will soon discover teleportation, and, soon after that, time travel.

So stop posting on here, get back to work.

Thank you.

Are you responsible for the too-long red ties as well?

As you do.

Which current or former Fox News hosts are best qualified to run the CDC?

Too-da-loo

“I see the problem, the DocType is missing the attribute ‘"-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"’, let me fix that…”

I love the ones that are “Your CV has been passed to us…” then end with “Note: you must be over 20 years old.”

I assume he’s including Trump’s foreign “investments” coming in after the Middle East trip.

I don’t understand why the press isn’t talking about what this actually means - when you invest in something it means you intend to take more out than you put in. It often means taking an ownership stake.

Nor finger. This is bogus.

Wait, where’s gopher? And finger?

The thing about “investing” is that the intent is to take more out than you put it. In many cases it’s buying an ownership stake.

Trump’s massive foreign “investments” is really him selling off US assets to foreign interests.

If Qatar builds a factory in the US where do the profits go to?

Fire all the DUI hires!

The sound of the audio chip was pretty terrible, I made music with my C64 by building myself a midi interface (including marking traces with nail polish and etching with hydrochloric acid), then writing a simple sequencer in 6510 assembly language.

I dunno, sounds like a ripoff of Ultima to me. And those CD things will never take off.

What’s “DVD”? Should I be looking into that?

Can someone provide me with some links to when Trump promised to annex Canada, Panama, Greenland and Gaza in his election campaign speeches?

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it was me

He is currently gaining valuable, formerly confidential information about every single one of his competitors, while gaining influence over the entire contracting process of the government.

I’d say he is CEO-ing pretty hard at this point.

Wait, people actually drink American beer? In 2025?

I recommend anything from edenbrewery.beer

Me too.

I still have some OS/2 installation floppy disks somewhere. And from memory it says “IBM and Microsoft” on them.

A simile is like a metaphor, right?

Learning vim?