Cos you are good!

When my keybeard was brokne
Werw you thwre?
Werw you thwre?
When my keybeard was brokne
Werw you thwre?

And yet mouth breathers say that people cycling need id plates so they can be identified.
It works so well with drivers doesn't it?

I am up for absolutely making stuff up here

Evergreen advice, lads.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Seen on the other place: Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a flowchart of their penguins' romantic relationships. Updated every year.

Red hearts = couples.
Blue broken hearts =it’s over.
Purple lines with question = it’s complicated.
Yellow = friendship.
Green =enemies.

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school.

Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon!

🌕 💛

None of my teens are answering their mobiles, so I am calling the house landline and enjoying the image of them wondering what that noise is

An orange tip butterfly and three delicate bluebells painted against a gold leaf background on linen

Today’s moment of calm
The first bluebells are out which means it won’t be long now until the orange tip butterflies will be flitting about. Just a bit of sunshine needed to get everything moving along, that’s all we need.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. This has cheered me right up.

Teens have done a fruit and Easter egg hunt for @chthonicionic.bsky.social

19th April is my birthday
Just saying

It’s also how I come up on her phone.

When my 16yo calls me Mother Dearest l’m in trouble

Mark Lamarr gets driving ban despite hardship plea The comedian, 57, is banned from driving after being caught speeding in Twickenham.

The ban is right. I question where else repeated offending attracts mitigation like this. “Exceptional hardship” is lived daily by crash victims and bereaved families. My sympathy will always be with them—not the habitual road offender. Should we remove this provision?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Luton writer behind the original Airplane! How a play broadcast live on Canadian television in 1956 became the famous comedy film Airplane!.

This BBC News Online piece will be the most effective publicity my new documentary about Flight into Danger gets. So if you have enjoyed the programme, think you may enjoy it, or are just a kind soul, if you could please share this anywhere you think it may be worth sharing, I'd be very grateful!

BREAKING: Iran says regime change operation in US is well underway as a string of senior officials and military chiefs resign from their roles 👀

Just seen the World Cup Final tickets are nearly ten grand. It's a lot of money but it does include getting to play for whichever team you want, as they'll be stuck in an ICE detention centre.

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

Really powerful and refreshing words from the Pope here.

I'm no longer religious, but this almost makes me want to follow the wishes of my Irish grandad.

I’m not a monarchist, but that’s just nasty and mean

WNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel Laureate Harvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000.

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations.

She accepted three.

One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history.
www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

Science News from research organizations Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing - Colonies surged 15-fold A lab-made diet supercharged bee colonies and could help save our food supply. Date: March 27, 2026 Source: University of Oxford Summary: Scientists have developed a breakthrough "superfood" for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in pollen. In controlled tri-als, colonies fed this specially designed diet produced up to 15 times more young, showing a dramatic boost in reproduction and overall health. As climate change and modern agriculture reduce the availability of natural pollen, this innovation could offer a practical way to support struggling bee populations.

Thank you University of Oxford! 🐝🌎

Robot( left) joins Melanie Trump (right)

"The oil crisis is exactly what the net zero brigade wants"

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

Found it!

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s