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Hey, I also operate under US Law. Glad we’re all just getting that out there, non-suspiciously.

God, they posted that in public?

Woof.

Liberty watchin’ the rest of us have fun from the corner.

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This is the worst new Bop It!

Watching the NBA playoffs as intended - in PIP on my phone.

San Antonio’s arena striped in the fiesta colors looks absolutely fantastic.

TIL is the number 69 is unofficially banned on NBA jerseys. And my 7 year old knew this for some reason. 🤨

God I hope so.

This would fix me.

I will say, I’ve caught myself this weekend getting cranky, and then I realize I haven’t eaten because I haven’t been hungry.

I’m going to have to be way more deliberate about eating and not just doing it when I’m hungry.

My biggest recommendation - bring as many glow sticks, neon gear, and black light stuff as you can so you don’t have to buy it there.

Yes! That’s their opponent.

I’m not someone who has sensory issues, and even I need to sit in a dark, quiet room for a bit after that.

Glow Mojis

Us.

We cosmic baseballed.

Ohhh that might be a fun one to just show up to and walk around.

Apparently you have to enter a lottery just to buy tickets, and they go for like $50 a person.

I absolutely would not pay that, but free? The perfect price.

I just got free tickets to something called Cosmic Baseball tonight? It’s glow in the dark baseball with wacky rules, apparently?

He asked to wear it. I did not make him.

Kid in Tottenham jersey

No one report me to CPS.

I am going to watch Tottenham soccer because I hate myself.

You have to hand it to Ohio State for its never-ending quest to become the most evil university in America.

I ate like 3/4 of a sandwich, and I was just… done. I can’t describe to people how weird that feels.