Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
Scenes from today’s chat about wealth, pied-à-terre taxes, and empathy. Full bitch sesh here: substack.com/@georgehahnn...
“On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to information supplied to Justice Department and White House officials.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
India has exported more than 320 million unapproved synthetic opioid pills to West Africa in just three years. Trade data shows over 1,400 shipments of tapentadol — a potent painkiller — were sent to a region already facing an opioid crisis. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/04...
"Texas labor is all-in for Talarico" 🥹
A tweet from Representative Thomas Massie that reads: I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.
I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about.
Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.
BREAKING:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Democrat Analilia Mejia wins election to U.S. House in New Jersey's 11th Congressional District.
ZOHRAN: “I ran on taxing the rich — Today, we’re taxing the rich… the first ever pied-a-terre tax for second homes worth $5 Million+… $500 MILLION from the richest of the rich to fund child care, etc…💰”
Promises kept.
A stack of chinos in different colors.
Someone asked if I could tell them where to buy a pair of good chinos. In this thread, I will tell you, but my answer is not simple. On the upside, I think this is a better approach when shopping for clothes and you can apply it to any kind of item. 🧵
A book with a bright green cover with black text. It has a picture of a black cat’s head inside a white circle. The cover reads: Teach Your Cat Irish. Anne Cakebread.
Absolute mad, banger-of-a-day plans for tomorrow, lads. #CatsOfIreland #CatsWhoSpeakIrish #TeachYourCatIrish #spéirghorm #BooksAboutIrish
‼️ Zelenskyy: “The future is here on the battlefield, and Ukraine is creating it. For the first time in this war, an enemy position was captured exclusively by unmanned ground robotic systems and drones. The occupiers surrendered, and this operation was completed without any infantry involvement.”
Cardinal Cupich: "We're dehumanizing the victims of war by turning the suffering of people & killing of children & our own soldiers into entertainment. To splice together movie cuts w/ actual bombings & targeting of people for purposes of entertainment is sickening. This is not who we are."
he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare
France’s plan to distribute its nuclear air forces across Europe is drawing comparisons that may miss the point.
People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”
Seven new Pantsir air defense towers were built around the residence of putin in valdai in March 2026, bringing the total number of such positions there to 27, according to Radio Svoboda on April 12.
united24media.com/latest-news/...
One year ago, Peter Navarro touted 90 trade deals in 90 days
Tens of thousands chant “Russians, go home!” at tonight’s anti-Orbán concert in Budapest’s Heroes’ Square ahead of Sunday’s Hungarian election.
"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump"
"I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other"
— Hans Zimmer
Tom cotton has tried to destroy our world order for decades.
www.nytimes.com/2019/08/26/o...
Tom Cotton started this and the Greenland bullshit. If you really want to blame the person who put these dumb ideas in Trump’s head.
Epstein survivors have issued this statement in response to the First Lady's surprise public appearance denying any involvement with Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell.
Last June, the man credited with introducing President Trump to his wife asked the administration for a favor. Paolo Zampolli, a former modeling agent turned presidential special envoy, had learned that his Brazilian ex-girlfriend was in a Miami jail, arrested on charges of fraud at her workplace. They had been in a custody battle over their teenage son. Now he saw an opportunity. He reached out to a top official at Immigration and Customs Enforcement, explaining that his ex was in the country illegally, according to records obtained by The New York Times and a person familiar with the communications. Could she be put in ICE detention? That could help him get his son back. The official, David Venturella, promptly called the agency’s Miami office to ensure that ICE agents would pick up the woman from the jail before she was released on bail, according to the records and a person with knowledge of the conversation who requested anonymity to discuss it. During the call, Mr. Venturella noted that the case was important to someone close to the White House.
Oh.
Holy hell please let this be the reason Melania ran to the press: the guy who imported her, Einstein visa and all, used ICE to deport the mother of his child.
Zampolli was in Hungary w/JD.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/u...
As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.
