I’m in Miami bitch

Meet me at the end of the pier?

It’s never easy falling in love again

#humpday pump day ☀️

Sucks when you can give your all to someone but you’ll still be never enough for them

They even get kinky when they pull out their cuffs

Cops are so into me like they always pull me over while driving and ask me so many questions about what I’m up to ☺️

Any good tv show recs?

Of course! :)

Um don’t die? Problem solved ✌🏼

As I’m on the receiving end where the guy I’m talking to is in a very similar headspace, know it’s okay to take things slow. No need to rush/label anything. Just communicate your feelings and if he likes you enough he’d understand.

As you build trust, everything will fall into place.

Cool I’m on a mountain

Wow I haven’t been on here happy new year yall

Adderall be hitting diff lately oof

No man can treat me better than my Staples sales rep

Morning oomfs, slay the day away

WTF is going on anymore

I need a cigarette

It was fun sucking it, till next time ;)

loathing…unadulterated loathing….(going to work every fucking day pls take me out my misery)

Just having one of the best dates in a long time, I have hope for humanity

Who tryna get stuffed #gobblegobble

Get a hobby

🚨 BREAKING 🚨: Multiple news sources have reported that we should fuck

Amazing how much gayer I am on here than in the real world

LOL I’m worse, I didn’t even know that was a thing until I went to one last week

Tourist in my own city

Thanksgiving’s soon, I’m about to baste and stuff a guy’s hole to celebrate

I wish I can fire people because WOW it's amazing how terrible some are at their jobs

I hate being an insomniac 😭