im still crying laughing at this dawg

this also applies to people who are freshly 18
they're still kids to me and i dont mean that badly - it's their first experience adulting and they are obviously still immature to that kind of world, so they should take things one step at a time

i will be there for their best interest - they can talk to me if they're being bullied or harassed and i will give them advice sure, but i will always encourage them to talk to their parents. like pleeaaseee kids, have friends your age pls pls pls. the 20 year old doesnt need to depend on you

this this this
ive always made it clear that minors are not my friends and i will not consider them as such, and me mutualing them is not an invitation to friendship

the serious explanation for why i avoid following kids is that i dont think they Need to have a random 25yo guy watching over them xD
let the kids have fun in the corner of the internet they made for themselves
i dont wanna be the awkward uncle mumbling "i dont think your mom would approve of that-"

happy official launch day heres beach morris #tomodachilife #hughmorris

another day of being glad i never opened tumblr asks again after 2022

guys. #tomodachilife

OMG YES

just in: freight ship gets an android body after being locked in a garage for years on end so now she's a little fucked up in the head #pikmin #gijinka

OUPPIES

Dogifies your rescue corp crew

hate how this was my first thought when i saw this animation

STOPPPAGAGAGAGAGAH

ty!

NOPE HAHAHA NOT A SCREENSHOT!!! DID THAT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!!!

thank you!

thing i did for funsies #pikmin #fanart

yeah its literally just the shadow the hedgehog copypasta HAHHAHA

ok i forgive you :)

YOU FUCKED MY CAR!!!!!!!! RAHHHH

he fucked my car. im traumatized.

did u know im gay #ena

thing i did for funsies #pikmin #fanart

Image of albeolambda's Pokemon OC Marciale (Trance Forme) behind a trance-inspired background

It feels so good to be in T R A N C E
@albeolambda.bsky.social

OHHH DUDE THIS LOOKS AWESOME!! TYSM

Genuinely what kind of name is "Peggle Extreme"

though thank you!!! im flattered u like my melo fanform hehehe

I'd rather not DM with people I'm not familiar with, sorry!