NUH UH I RESENT THESE ALLEGATIONS

god forbid i wanna materially support my wife /lh

if i can make wife money in the process then why not :3

clicker train me for bits

look at these so called "free thinkers".

journalists be taking greater care to "correctly" "gender" a machine than a fellow divine being.

this just made it click with me that the average newspaper extends a greater level of basic human decency towards AI chatbots than to trans people.

Logo Commission for @hands-off.bsky.social

🦶

annoying people online: “you gotta cut people some slack with not understanding transgernder a lot of people were raised with no understanding of it”

my catholic co-worker fucking kickining the kitchen door open: “YALRIGHT GIRL???”

she's so fucking cool

unironically yes. im genuinely with you on this one. low-key a great take.

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

If i get 2 more custom commissions i can get something very cool *wink wink nudge nudge*

I'm just messing around but i would appreciate it 🥺

BDSM is actually an acronym for the four roles on a ship Bilge Da flex Shoot cannon Martin

discord server answering the real questions this morning

the welcome screen of the linux mint installer

didnt think it would take windows LITERALLY just fucking ceasing to work on my pc for me to finally swap to linux but here we go

bye bye windows, you will not be missed

This one was a big step out of my comfort zone having to make the dog and pirate from scratch but i think it turned out great and it was plenty fun to work on and figure things out.

Commission made for @luckylydiasot.bsky.social

TRANSLATION GUIDE:

hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

wait. thats me.

A pirate watches as rocks fly from a volcano through the mist and smoke

The remarkable processes of our planet can leave you awestruck as rocks fly like birds.
Theme: Remarkable Rocks
#SoTShot
@seaofthieves.com

bluesky fumbled the easiest, biggest W of all time by trying to feel smarter than its user base- who have made it clear over and over again that they fucking hate AI- and trying to make this the tech buzzword bollocks site rather than just twitter but not run by nazis. which is all anyone here wants

‘the AI sucks crowd’ you mean the people who use your website. you mean the vast majority of your user base.

hate these dumb fucking tech-shagging devs with my whole heart.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

weak americans, us brits love some carrots, shoe soles & what the hell even is that other thing. a volcanic rock?

Meme of the skeleton lifting weights saying "Bluesky is a website that turns," then a picture of a skeet from @jay.bsky.team saying: "Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code" then returning to the meme saying: "into" then a photo of the BlueSky feed when it has crashed.

dental pain is the fucking worst, im sorry quinnzel :c hope you feel better soon

yo thats my wife !!!

a skeleton surrounded by a fiery inferno with the words "do not" at the top of the image.

wife self-deprecating? under MY post?

she's already gay posting about me im winning so fucking hard rn chat

the t-girl pirate polycule grows <3

She fucking COOKED with this, I love it so much 😭❤️