Fuck off @wildalf.bsky.social bot bot bot twats

I am not at all remotely funny enough to make that up btw and really when does date stamping end?

I made an unintentionally joke at work today, date stamping documents..needing two due to one out of years.. me thinking who does date stamp manually?

Me to my office: surely the date stamp makers days are numbered.

Got a laugh and then realised what I said 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂

(This did actually happen btw)

Good to hear and no back in on Friday 😊

Tired, long day actually in work office instead of working from home 😂 how's you?

🎶Re-rewind...The crowd say bo selecta🎶

I feel way older than that.

Temu ad that I've just seen....anyone for condom gloves with nails? 🤔

Yep.

Good to know.

Arrived today 2 weeks late 🤣...but my Brummie Nan who lives in America is just too cute 🥰 ..I made her a Nan when she was 36! 🤣🤣

It's the best thing 😁😁🙌🏻

The only thing I have left to do is light St Pat Butcher candle and hope everything will be ok. 🙌🏻🙏🏻😁

Also on missing things ..first year in a while I haven't been back to my Mom's for Easter holiday..as we decided I wouldn't.

45yrs old and I miss being with my Mom, always ❤️ #BidnLit

(Us after Christmas just gone)

❤️

You are never truly alone until your dog that has passed doesn't just potter in/want to go outside..and you are still sitting over a year thinking that will happen. Grief over what society call pets is not understood, he wasn't a 'pet' he was my boy..16yrs of a stubborn angry CuntDog™️ beautiful boy

Dave.

That's what .....*insert* said ... 🤔🤣

It's been since Sept 2024 that I lost my boy (dog) ..well for one I still look for him, but also I find it odd that his not here so I can't take photos of him that he hates having taken and post them on internet. He won that one for sure! 🤔😁 ..but for the memories, my beautiful always annoyed boy 😍

Yep.

Is this app being really glitchy in last hour or is it just me?

Your Loving Arms

open.spotify.com/track/4M2Cfw...

Bloody hell had forgot about this 🙌🏻😁😍

There's Nothing I Won't Do

open.spotify.com/track/4oWqnH...

Dipping into my mid to late 90s ...a lot of the 'dance/house/whatever' music people will probably be judgy, but I don't care as this was mine when I was a teenager and it makes me smile to remember 🙌🏻😁

Yet again another dog on the internet living a better life than me!! 🤔🤣🤣🤣

But they are cute AF so all good 😍

Who doesn't have work till Thursday.....🤔😁

Lovely 🙌🏻

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..'and for this recipe you'll need 6 cups of cunt'

Of course I've woken up without an alarm at time I'd be up for work on a bank hol....but am I getting up and outta bed.... absolutely fucking not 🙌🏻😁