some pics from last night :)

i ran out of vodka but wanted a drink so i mixed hennessy with dr pepper and when my partner asked what i had i panicked and said “regular dr pepper for girls”

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NOT to be entitled but we deserve sadie

tgif, etc

sorry if this theory is already out there but i believe taylor swift’s “you’re losing me” is about meredith grey and derek shepherd

i LOVE the lack of drafts here. if i decide not to post and hit cancel instead, my little thought is just gone for good. farewell. get outta here. i shall be burdened by you no longer. etc.

threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

it’s because we need GROUP DMs i need to GOSSIP

an illustration of a haunted house in shades of green and brown. the house is gothic and abandoned, with a tall dark doorway and a rope blocking off the front stairs. a splintered tree is coming out of the roof. the whole thing is textured to look like an old weathered print.

🏚🌲

what a discount though…hard to pass up…

reconnecting with my mutuals on bluesky

hell yeah! i’m not getting tooooo worried yet about being behind, i read a lot more in the winter when it gets dark early and my brain goes “oh the sun is down, these are cozy hours” 😂

halfway into the year and not quite halfway to my reading goals but it’s fine. here’s my top 5 favorite books i’ve read this year and my stats so far. 📚

yeah i’m fine why do u ask

neon GREEN

amazon needs to stop telling me something i “might like” is an elie saab dress. no shit i would love to be a size 6 and have thousands of dollars. thanks for the reminder ass hole.

being manager of a customer support team whose primary engagement platform is twitter is soooooo fun 🤪 because the site consistently works soooo well, and normal

it wasn’t a prank and i had a very lovely time

got invited to a gathering tonight with people i haven’t seen in months and i can’t stop thinking “what if i was invited as a prank and they’re all going to laugh at me” even though i am a grown adult and that has never happened to me or to anyone i have ever known

What if an entire community made up a guy to get mad at? And what if he became real? https://www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/06/25/egregore/

absolutely not i wanna see your content twice

got a cute outfit in the mail today and nowhere to wear it. god gives his hardest battles etc.

every wednesday night i dread my thursday morning 1:1 with my manager, and every thursday morning we have a great discussion where she tells me i’m awesome at my job. it’s nice but i would love to get rid of the dread part.

today i had to tell my therapist years worth of painful history with someone, in detail! i was just gonna keep kicking that one around inside my head for a few more years and hating myself. but nooooo i have to feel my feelings. whatever!

therapy is really hard and it sucks sometimes. emotionally speaking i feel like an open wound. it is also amazing (for me, i know it’s not for everyone) and is helping me heal. but a lot of times i don’t wanna do it!

got an invite code but all my pals are here already. tragic

im not as excited about it as i hoped i would be, as someone who really loved playing diablo 3 completely alone and forgetting other people existed and was hoping i’d be able to do the same with this one BUT i’ll get over it because it’s diablo

took time off work next week to play diablo 😌