Keep this in mind: it takes more training to be able to professionally wax a twat, than to become an ice agent. #ice #trump

If the ICE agent couldn’t handle a Honda Pilot going 1 mph, he would never be able to handle an elementary school drop off line. #ice #trump #facts

As someone who for the past decade always would go out of her way to stay at a #hilton, I just deleted my app. There are other places to stay.

Going to brag I have a pretty successful life, great marriage, 3 good kid, and a career I love. However if I complete this colonoscopy prep tonight it might be the biggest accomplishment of my life.

Let me get this right we have taken away child care for many and health care is out of reach for many Americans, so we take over a county with universal child care and healthcare?

Theoretically fired from my job on NYE by a Trump Truth social post. Yeah not the energy I want to bring into next year but here we are..

Read less books this year but read more pages. #booksky

Goodreads is giving a year in a review option..slow down I have six more days of reading.

The past 2 times I have seen my FIL he has told me I need to lose 25 pounds. I am the same weight as I have been my whole 24 years of marriage and I am not overweight. I give him grace because he is 80, but I am punchy today. Wish me luck. #thanksgiving

He likes to break the country and then “fix” it and show off his accomplishments.

Education Policy Reforms Are Key Strategies for Increasing the Married Birth Rate The fertility rate in the United States has dropped to 1.6,

As a Family Consumer science major whose main goal was to get married and have kids. It was not about being TRAPPED.

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I am letting my young men go totally feral with conversations at Thanksgiving this year. No topic is off the table…

Unless you are The Tiger King. Free Tiger King

If he is going to free Santos then he need to let the Tiger King go wild. What we need is more chaotic energy.

Seriously isn’t it Captain America?

I am becoming this old person: I just want a cup of COFFEE. The dripping coffee, stop trying to give me ice coffee. Americano is not a regular coffee. Just a simple black coffee. Not doing well losing my #starbucks.

Miniature door with steps at the base of a large old tree

🌱 When dad is left alone in the garden, things like this appear!

I am so happy for Taylor. It is nice to get it so good you need to sing about it.

No backstage pass required. Just your library card. 🧡 ✨💳 #Booksky #Bookish #LibbyApp #TaylorSwift #LibraryLove #CheckOutYourLibrary

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Where am I in life? If the senate budget bill passes then I have a job, if the house budget bill passes I will probably lose my job.

@sbworkersunited.org lost one of their top 5% customers today.

Isn’t he at a dinner in England or something?

It reminds me of the Salem witch trails. How do you prove you are not something that doesn’t exist?

Over on TikTok they are burning spicy authors books because they were not CK fans. It was okay to read about an uncle and cousins, folding their 17 year old niece (not blood related) like laundry all winter long is cool, but not being a fan of CK is too much?

The t-shirt is photoshopped

Over on TikTok conservative women are creating a ban list of authors. These are some dark smutty authors. It is okay to read about a human slave to an alien with two male organs, but those same authors not being a fan of CK is unacceptable? This is all playing out so weirdly. #booksky

Starbucks price for a Pumpkin Spice Latte has hit my breaking point on cost. #starbucks

Is Frederick Backman a genius wordsmith or is the translator the genius or is it a combination of both? #booksky

They missed their kids first day of school for this.