Rainy day so took a moment to create a feed of my photos from being outside

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Jahmyr Gibbs will go down as one of the top-5 running backs of all time.

Bruno Mars "I just Might" guitar sounds a lot like Olu Dara's guitar on "I See The Light"

Melania: I naver had a relationshep weeth Jaffrey Apstein

*pulls off mask*

Melania: Because I arm Jaffrey Arpstein

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Critics are calling it, "Gay as Sin."

Oh no! thought BMI stood for BrotherMan, Incorporated!

I'm wrong. I wanted to see it too badly.

Genuinely this might be the first time I've seen an all-black offensive line. I might be wrong. It's happened before.

You clearly haven't played Crimson Desert.

Them folk over there fishin' for my email a'cause I wanna know bout butterscotch.

My Kingdom for unrestricted access to the internet article, "Origin of Butterscotch"

To be fair, unaffordable Healthcare is the only thing preventing fistfights on every corner in America.

Are Yellowstone & its inbred wanker spinoffs only in existence to ease social backlash when the U.S. doles out yet another Bailout to the farmers/ranchers its Leadership has crippled through bad trade deals?

Sad!

My Tom Holland Impression is just my John Oliver impression, but talking about the importance of ballet and how there would be no Spider-Man without it.

Tony losing a bet on a re-run of The Replacements at the bar is a top-5 Soprano.

Markwayne is a top-5 blackest name of all time.

I love listening to Bobby Womack sing about woman problems, because it's like Bobby.. you know damn well you're in the wrong.

Guy Fieri stole that hob from me in auditions when I pointed to my mouth & said, "This bitch like a funhouse in here, boy!" and he did not.

The Thinking World is kneecapped in the good fight without the Alive Version of Norm Macdonald being here to provide commentary on the Epstein Files. He'd probably say something like, "Well that's not good at all."

Guy Fieri interrupting you in-conversation at your mom's funeral to tell you that the shrimp is gangster.

I've just been thinking about Wayne Brady a lot.

Wayne Brady 2.0 where are you now your children are calling.

My favorite bit in The Sopranos is that Tony loses a lot of money betting on a football game on tv that is actually just a football *scene* in a re-run of The Replacements, starring Keanu Reeves & Gene Hackman (2000)

The check must not have cleared.

You are very much gay like me, yes? And we are both to be playing hockey often. But one can not play hockey alone. I will trade you 500 of my currency for 12 of yours.

Just realized who Quinn Hughes reminds me of

So it's decided: Brothers Take New Orleans, Whitey Takes Tucson.

I thought wage garnishment meant an extra $.50 an hour??

I wonder if I will still be considered handsome by women in nursing homes when I am an old man in a nursing home.

If the old women were the young women I knew when I was a young man, I'll be in for a rough bout.

Hopefully their dead husbands set a low bar. Actually, hopefully I am dead husband.