Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-t...
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
If you’re a Democratic leader going around saying, “The problem is we have to stop annoying you with our language,” rather than, “Look, Republicans are getting you mad about words so they can rob you blind,” you’re doing the GOP’s work for them.
It's "Superman Day" -- or, at least, the anniversary of the debut of Superman and Lois Lane in Action Comics #1 -- and while I don't have anything new prepared, here's a list of Bluesky threads I've written about Superman, starting with "Superman's Baldest Foes":
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier looks exasperated in front of a fake looking poster of himself (?)
*extremely slow Wi-Fi voice* Folks,
Always keeping us on our toes…!
Donald Trump post "The U.S.A. is the “HOTTEST” Country in the World right now. Just a short time ago, under Sleepy Joe Biden, IT WAS DEAD, LAUGHED AT ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! But not anymore - Nobody’s laughing!!! President DJT"
Trump slowly evolving into dril
It’s like if Wyatt had more than just the crab walk for his in ring work.
A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.
A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
It’s a screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail from AEW’s channel with the 2:51 video titled “Darby Allin vs MJF AEW World Championship Spring Break Thru …” MJF is on the right holding the AEW World Championship belt on his shoulder while wearing his devil crown from the AEW Dynasty PPV. Darby is on the left wearing his pink furry coat but the picture is framed around his head in such a way that Darby could be wearing a colonial powdered wig. He looks dumb but Darby usually looks dumb. Have you ever seen his wrestling gear? It’s sheer black tights with black jean shorts. He’s a trip, man.
Darby Allin’s coat makes him look like he’s wearing a powdered wig.
Single nacelle ships in Star Trek are silly and should not be allowed. However, Starfleet needs more tri- and quad-nacelle style ships. Thank you.
Pretty hilarious Trump started a beef with the one head of state closely associated with the most organized pedophile ring of all time and can’t really attack him for it on account of…ya know…
everyone involved in the dismantling of USAID should be forced to spend their lives watching graphic videos of what they have subjected people to in their callousness, clockwork orange style
I watched the first two hours, stopped right before Thekla/Hayter, then I watched that after everyone went to bed. I have three matches left and I’m watching those tonight. I KNOW WHAT I’M GETTING INTO WITH AEW!
(Although, I would like them to do the early start thing.)
Congress could just expel both Eric Swalwell (D) and Tony Gonzales (R). They could, but they won’t.
You do not hate Congress enough.
I just feel like if I were a prolific serial rapist I would not seek the national spotlight but I guess if the only reason you exist is to try and wield power over others you don’t worry about things like that
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is high fiving some ladies
*extremely psyched voice* Folks,
Frasier…
Participation trophy asses
As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird
Setting aside all other questions about impeachment, the idea that trying it against a president everybody hates would be a political *loser* for the opposition party is preposterous. Just say you don't want to work! It's more relatable
TNA’s entire legacy, despite the consistent complete turnover of its management and ownership, is that of a cursed promotion that can’t help but shoot itself in the dick.
New tragic six word story unlocked.
I was 18 in my college dorm. I’m 46 now. Time is a vulgar absurdity.
Our entire government is so embarrassing. We live in a loser country
Coasting off the aesthetics of his counterculture bonafides feels perfectly fine and in keeping with growing older but the most wild aspect of CM Punk is how he worked himself into his own shoot.
i will vote for dems who say this stuff and act on this stuff! i will give them money! i will tell my friends to do the same! it is what i want from government more than anything else right now!
i hope the democrats who lost two elections to a pedophile with dementia, as well as the dem president and his dem AG who chose to do nothing about said pedophile with dementia, feel good about themselves today for maintaining so much decorum
"Even if you hate AI, everyone is using it" is the most cowardly, morally vacant, fascist-appeasing argument you could make. Imagine saying "No matter how you feel about slavery, its use is growing, and it's important that educators understand how to integrate it as a tool in their classrooms"