You do the first fast and furious score but it’s just a Sysco food truck and you get combo buffalo wings and onion rings

Risk but it’s only the USA and all the chain food places are are fighting

There’s nothing better than hitting the landmark where you usually light a smoke.

The rugrats went to Paris #whiteboy

You had a favorite skater #whiteboy can you even kickflip anymore #whiteboy

You had grow lights in your closet #whiteboy now you pay tax on gummies to sleep #whiteboy

When was the last time you did Monty python jokes #whiteboy

Your drum set in the garage is dusty #whiteboy

Have you “figured out” Classico on your acoustic guitar, white boy?

@scottaukerman.bsky.social please for the love of all that is funny have @goodcopradcop.bsky.social as a musical guest or something. Or just play a song after an add break like back in the day and never mention it.

12 PBR ain’t doing it anymore

Who's That Pokemon? YouTube video by Shaunpants

I have not watched a single episode of that show but I have a strong opinion about it. In this 10 part YouTube video I’ll explain why I’m correct.

(This is a joke) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE-x...

Hell yeah brother

We gota come up with a new derogatory word for the 1%. This “elite” bullshit is getting old. And not just a rework of some other racist word. Bourgeoisie is to hard to say (and spell I had to look it up) and scares people and there is no middle class any more.

The weirdest thing I found in the files was a really good recipe for ceviche.

These dipshits got all this money and nobody’s got a good mech suit. What’s the point?

Good job @pg&e no Christmas lights on for the kids on Christmas Day. How much did you fucks give to your ceo this year?

This look weird to anyone?

I have a hard time learning peoples names because it’s full of Star Trek names and there so much better then yours. Signed a guy who has only been called Taz

#ROOFMAN is an Ernest movie.

Listening to system off Spotify feels like a crime

I’m only listening to Spanish music on spotify.

@toddglass.bsky.social please do a podcast with @demilardner.bsky.social and @tomwalker.bsky.social
I think you would have a good time

Is anyone out there?

I wana go to the DMV with Werner Herzog.

I say the bobs good and that might be even worse

Could a nerd do a frank zappa to System of a Down video

The best meal I have ever ate is something I made for someone ells. 5 out of 10 at best.

I’d love to play some dog shit weird GameCube game with lady Gaga