Everyone understood the assignment!

I need to set something straight real quick.

Brody King doesn't look like he would be in ICE.

He looks like a 40 something dude raised on punk and hardcore.

We started getting tattoos and growing beards to stand out from the Bush era Young Republicans.

Those dorks co opted our look.

movie poster style graphic with AEW wrestler Brody King that says no kings but brody king

Until proven otherwise #AEW

BRODY FUCKING KING

Going live at 8am with some classic Saturday Morning Cartoon goodness!

Kicking off with Teenage Mustang Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge and then the demo for the upcoming Marvel Cosmic Invasion.

#ExtraLife

KurtJangle - Twitch The Only Adult on the Internet

Going live at 8 am Central!

www.twitch.tv/kurtjangle

Thank you so much!

My favorite 24 hours of the year start tomorrow!

Gaming, snacking, and yapping to raise money for my local Children's Miracle Network Hospital!

Check out the link and find out what #ExtraLife is all about!

@extralife4kids.bsky.social

Of all the @extralife4kids.bsky.social streams I've done this is the first that I can almost 100% guarantee a big fluffy cat as guest host.

Good Morning, Sickos! 🤼

I misread the weight/quantity on apples when I was putting in my grocery order the other day and now I only have one Honey Crisp Apple that I'm hoarding like a dragon hoards gold.

a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a dark room

I was singing along to music on the way home from work and I think I know what I'm supposed to be when I grow up!

I need to front a White/Rob Zombie Tribute Band.

I set my radius on dating apps to 10 miles, but I definitely contemplated driving 15 miles yesterday for a reuben.

How else will people know?!?

@extralife4kids.bsky.social

Game Day is THIS SATURDAY!

24 hours of gaming, yapping, and snacking!

For the Kids!

I'm also getting ads telling me to call and thank Sen. Cornyn.

AbsolutelyTheFuckNot! @hbomax.bsky.social

@hbomax.bsky.social Get rid of these ICEstapo recruitment ads or I'm going to find other ways to watch your content.

THAT'S MY CHAMP!

KurtJangle - Twitch The Only Adult on the Internet

Come hang out and talk All Out while I make breakfast!

11am Central

twitch.tv/KurtJangle

Advertising is an absolute toilet.

The new Cracker Barrel logo is "woke".

Forbidden Door is this Sunday!

And it's the 35th Anniversary of a movie that is better than it has any right to be!

@skewereduniverse.bsky.social and I sit down to talk about all of that and more tonight!

Step one to PWH and Big Boom AJ vs Generation Me on Zero Hour...

Rhea vs Stat
Rhea vs Willow
Rhea vs Bayne
Rhea forming a faction with The Triangle of Madness

"Innocent until proven guilty"
"Why didn't they file charges"
"The Age of Consent..."

Friend, if your ethics start and stop at a legal definition you need to seriously reevaluate your life because your heart is dogsh!t 🤼

Start here, read the whole thread, donate if you can, if not reposting is free.

A child's handwriting on a yellow slip of paper that reads When I grow up I want to be a wrestler because they get a lot of money.

A screenshot from a Ticketmaster email reminding me that AEW All In is happening soon and offering instructions on accessing mobile tickets.

Having this opportunity in my home state, hours away from where I scrawled these words, yet minutes away from my current home is something I would never forgive myself if I missed out on.

Thank you @allelitewrestling.com

Around 35 years ago my teacher asked the class what we want to be when we grow up.

That kid didn't grow up to be a wrestler, but I'm bringing him with me to live that dream vicariously through one of the most incredible rosters of talent the professional wrestling world has ever seen!

Check out @zerpie.bsky.social for some of the best figure photography and check out the latest episode of The PreGame for our conversation about how he got started!

.:Linkin Bio:.

Top Guys, Out-standing!