Did they also give him a lollipop after and tell him he’s just the bestest best president ever in the history of presidents? Or did they not have the opportunity since their lips were all stuck to his ass?

It’s all about keeping your eyes on the prize… #birds #photography #nature #canon #canonphotographer

I love me some bumblebee butts—so fluffy! #photography #bees #Nature #CanonPhotographer #Canon

Listen, can I also claim I’m “on a bulk” just cause I eat fast food and hate to workout?

Welcome to cold 🥶. If you wait another 15 minutes or so it will be sunny again. Haha

Conspicuous timing that the NY Times would finally start talking about this topic on the same morning a judge tosses Trump’s $10 billion defamation suit against them…

So a blockade of a strait that is already closed? Ahhh I smell that “3D Chess” he’s so well known for—and a soiled diaper… 🤦🏻‍♂️

I know I needed lots of sleep yesterday after a really hard week at work—but I fell sleep on the couch at 10pm, woke up at 4am and moved to my bed and now woke again at 10am. I’m no math expert but that seems….excessive? I’ve had so much sleep it feels like a superpower.

Hilarious to me that we can communicate the whole time with a spacecraft all the way to the moon and then when they get back to earth we have satellite phone problems. What a cool thing to watch in general though! Welcome home, crew!

So are competing AI models from all these giant tech companies really just the new dick measuring contests for the modern age?

A Northern Flicker takes a flying leap to soar past me while I was walking with Sega yesterday. Such a beautiful bird! #Birds #Photography #Canon #CanonPhotographer #Nature

Yeah, the bastard really does have a copy of Mein Kampf in his nightstand—and it’s the only book he’s ever read.

Anyone cheering war and then going to church to act all pious in “God’s name” is a disgusting hypocrite and should be considered clinically insane. Yeah I’m looking at you, evangelical right-wing nut-job Republicans. Ok—Imma go back to pretty photo posts to lower my blood pressure.

So it’s like actually 25th amendment time. Right? Like seriously. 😳

Spring is definitely here and it’s beautiful. The blossoms on the trees and insects already pollinating their little butts off! I love springtime for the magic in the small details that require you to slow down a little and pay attention. #spring #nature #photography #canon #bloom #CanonPhotographer

“Where they belong”?! What the actual FUCK are we doing, people?! This is psychotic and deranged. Fuck him and everyone who continues to support him.

Orange juice—stat. Or pancake face into floor.

…and that ladies and gents is how you do an inside joke. I’ll be here all week. No autographs, please.

Just so much “winning”. I mean I don’t know about anyone else but hoooboy there’s just so much winning that I can’t keep track of it. By the way—Is this dog shit I’m standing in? Oh it’s just more winning? Wow! Yay! 🤦🏻‍♂️

The guy sitting in front of me on my flight got on with a literal trash bag of stuff as his personal item, has reclined his seat prior to departure, and now it smells like garbage soooooo we’re BOTH having good travel days, I see.

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That’s the trees? I thought it was just a super busy day on the apps.

Well at least now I know EXACTLY what I’m going to write when he dies. What a total piece of shit. Anyone who voted FOR him should be ashamed for eternity.

Despite the snow coming down pretty hard on Sunday, I managed to spot this incredible American Kestrel, the smallest but most common Falcon in North America while walking Sega. The coloring is just insanely beautiful. #Birds #Nature #Photography #Canon #CanonPhotographer #SnowyDays

Bwahahaha. In an increasingly volatile and depressing timeline—this is the kind of ridiculously unserious speculation that gives normal humans the laughter they need to survive.

Based on what I’ve seen so far, I’d give the Strait some new ugly ill-fitting dress shoes (it helps if you guess the foot size wrong). Seems everyone who gets a pair does everything the giver wants without question…

Yesterday while hiking with Sega I saw this amazing halo iridescence in the cloud cover. Never seen anything quite like it. #Photography #Nature #Rainbow #Canon #CanonPhotographer

This is EXACTLY what I’m talking about! Yes yes yes! 🙌🏼

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Do it

I had a dream where I was accidentally served wine at a dinner and I had a complete freak out. I guess my temporary sobriety journey is sticking more than I thought. Good for me sticking to my goals even in my dreams! LOL 😂

This morning I would really rather be back on a chairlift with @5280ghost.bsky.social and @mtns-and-men.bsky.social as we ski for the day.