Iranian LEGO version of K Patel

A` la Bart Simpson, Iran should call the WH and claim that they are holding Amanda Huginkiss as hostage.

Tim Cook you say? The guy who brought a 24k gold plaque to your office? The guy who personally donated $1m to your 2025 inauguration and is CEO of the company that contributed to your demo of the East Wing? Coincidence?

I don’t follow these cases, so imagine my surprised to learn that the standard here has moved away from “clear and convincing evidence” to something more akin to “does it maybe, sorta, kinda in some possible universe give those vibes”?

He regularly goes to a place in LV called the Poodle Room?! In another time, that alone would be enough to disqualify an FBI Director.

Sadly, I assume the Trump plan is for a lot of pardons.

Here’s hoping the GOP keeps on mansplaining things to the Pope. With any luck, their next targets will include: firefighters, moms, apple pies, baseball, hot dogs, pickup trucks, ER doctors, french fries (again), Star Wars, etc.

Contractor grade garbage bag with sleeves holes cut thru would also resist staining. Or, hear me out, don’t be a slob and know how to launder things.

Dude better stay away from windows on high floors.

“The bastards have never been bombed like they’re going to be bombed this time.” —Pres Richard Nixon to WH Chief of Staff Haldeman and AG Mitchell (both of whom went to jail, btw) on 4/4/72 launching Operation Linebacker, an escalation in the war that included bombing North Vietnam.

Obvs the man playing 4D chess here. /s
I only wish he had focused on something where he be digging his own grave of stupidity rather than one that most of the world has to involuntarily climb into right with him - many with problems of his creation that are a lot bigger than high gas prices.

Trump prob spent that many hours watching the Masters this week.

Even worse: evidently he is in some halfway house in Hollywood CA now. I thought he had many years left on his sentence and was in a proper prison. www.abajournal.com/news/article...

Sigh. I didn’t think I’d have to remember Avenatti today.

A Mercury capsule sank into the ocean and the astronaut in his space suit almost did the same. Ever since then the NASA folks probably over cautious. But hey that’s money well spent IMO.

Can we have these folks run the whole govt now?

Thinking there is a non-zero chance of the astronauts slipping getting out of the capsule in their space suits, and sinking to bottom of ocean. Hence the hundreds of ppl out on the water in dozens of little boats right near the capsule. Bet that front porch costs over a million. All worth it.

Baggage fees probably killer on that trip.

Feel like NASA has a plan for that.

Thinking I want my own stabilization collar to make getting out of bed and reading news easier every day.

Kudos to the NASA feed on the Artemis II splash down. So amazing. Trying to imagine the commercial version of that sponsored by Fan Duel with an AI product halftime show; which would have been so depressing.

Artemis II: can you hear me now?

Her saying that the whole story of how she came to meet Donald is all set forth in her book is both 1) a lame attempt at more grift and 2) well short of the proof she professes it to be.

West Side Story: Act I: Something's Coming YouTube video by Jim Bryant - Topic

youtu.be/lNn0UNMBZn0

It’s actually worse: there’s a Firearm Owners Protection Act that prohibits the federal government from maintaining a gun owner database. And if you pass a background check for a gun, the record has to be destroyed within 24 hours. It’s insane.

Must be renegotiating her pre-nup again.

Adding to the general horribleness of the Tree of Heaven: they are beloved by the invasive spotted lantern fly. Haven’t seen them in VT much, but they were overrunning NJ a few years ago when we were there.

Nothing says “America First” better than using foreign-made steel in the White House via a sleazy back-room deal that reeks of corruption.

Love how JD Vance was missing from the meeting bc he was in Azerbaijan - part of his ongoing world tour hobnobbing with authoritarian leaders to get tips on election frauding, rigging the courts, appointing family members to govt positions, and otherwise grifting and being terrible.

Well, that’s a crude awakening.

Hoping that they don’t discover that all the internal messages on the gov’t side got deleted and there’s no there there anymore?