Just got my first accusation of being AI. Apparently Man McManson wants to disinfect his laptop after reading my email. I'm not sure how I feel about this 🤖

My partner just started talking to me like I don't know what The Butlerian Jihad is and I have never been so outraged IN MY LIFE.

It's OK Veronique. You don't need to take the fall for me! 😂

a cat wearing sunglasses is sitting in a box and says `` it 's me '' . ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses is sitting in a box and says `` it 's me '' .

Who's got two thumbs and a Best of the Net nomination?

Love this story 😍

OK guys this is enough now. I'm barely awake and I'm expected to pronounce Zaporizhzhia. If that's not a good enough reason for an immediate global ceasefire I don't know what is.

Morning oof

John Oliver just saying what the brats knew all along

So goddamn bleak. I was out of sorts for a week after.

Read Annie Bot! My entire review is "Holyyyyy fucking shit!"

Just read I Who Have Never Known Men and Annie Bot back-to-back and I can barely breathe jfc. I think I need to lie in a dark room and have my hair stroked (but not by a man)

No your headphones disconnected so the whole gym heard you listening to the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack on full blast

My partner just said that air miles are just V Bucks for adults and I simply cannot continue under these conditions

Correct

Just left a creative writing workshop where the host said there was an AI prompt/exercise and we'd all have to join Open AI to do it but it was fine because it's very quick to do wtfffff people

It's true. Absolute madness the hoops I've just had to jump through to maybe get a few quid a week.

Finally finished youngest kid's DLA form. It's taken 200 pages and two printer cartridges. I feel like this is as good an argument for universal basic income as any.

Looking forward to this!

Short story and essay and book recs for exhausted brains that need nourishing but have no focus pls!

Gender reveal but Pope

Just me?!?

Oh hey so if you're celebrating the supreme court decision and also horrified at what's happening in the US then have I got bad news for you

How do I turn Meta AI off in WhatsApp?!?

Help! The plants have pushed the lid off my terrarium. What do I do? <Panic>

Thanks

Semi-accidentally wheated myself last night and I am suffering today. My tummmyyy hurttsssss 😭

that was my reaction

Men, eh?

That would have been funny enough if his opinion wasn't that Zelenskyy was at fault for The Trump Incident because he should have been better prepared.

Guy in my coworking space on a Zoom meeting: “I just want to intervene. A disclaimer first, I haven’t listened to all the materials but I have an opinion."

Gawd I farkin love rabble rousing. Still on an absolute high from last night ❤️