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Posts by Roya Hellbender

“The door wasn’t locked” as if she could have just packed her stuff and left with nowhere to go. And that’s assuming it really wasn’t.

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He wants his wife to be a virgin? I hope that means he doesn’t expect to have sex.

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She looks like she’s doing a great job 😻

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Usually when treat bags have gone missing from the treat cabinet, it turns out that Luna 🐶 ate them, including parts of the bags, when the cats got them out. So it wasn’t hard to assume that she had eaten these bag and all when no bag was recovered. But apparently they’ve just been under the stove.

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I was playing Allister’s favorite game with him, of “Chase the treats”. The treat went under the stove so I opened up the bottom.
Y’all, I found two BAGS of cat treats under there. Like sometime in the past the cats broke into the cupboard and lost treat bags under the stove.

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Well, at least by doing that she could figure out right away that he’s a jerk.

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Not only is that the very definition of single, but how does someone “act” single? That doesn’t even make sense.

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Wieso gibt es kein Test? Das ist das Test.

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So he’s advocating for more abortions?

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Complaining about not having sex is certainly one way to say he has no life.

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Not only is giving birth probably the most difficult thing a human being can possibly do (other than being pregnant), but why should a guy care if a woman gives birth or not? (And I sincerely doubt this guy actually has a wife who just didn’t want a kid and he did)

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My husband went out to eat while I was working and brought back some tater tots for me just to bring me something. Allister 🐈 knocked over the tater tots so he could eat some of the ones that spilled 🙃🙀

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Have regular American people figured out they have more in common with regular Iranan people than either group has with its own government?

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Doesn’t everyone wear makeup or dresses only when they’re in the mood?
And how many people does she think use Botox?

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I was trying so hard to flood my social media with cat photos in advance of my trip soon, but clearly I have failed.
Please call your reps and say that 🎺 needs to be removed from office due to his literally threatening a country into possibility attacking *us* to get rid of him.

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Imagine if they felt entitled to your money and will resort to violence if you don't play nice.

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This is such a good analogy. Even men who don’t actually go up to random women still need to hear this because they often don’t understand why it’s upsetting to be hit on by a random dude who doesn’t give a fvck about you as a person.

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I guess that’s why she became conservative, because she’s that stupid.

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Giving birth is bad for the baby? I mean, sure, but how else would anyone have kids?

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What’s so bad about cats? 🙀

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Got another new box today, put it in the same place that yesterday’s new box was previously, and lo and behold I caught a floof. #cats
(He wouldn’t let me get an actual good photo)

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My other boy cat is named Horatio.

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“What are [we] afraid” as if we don’t all either get our tubes tied or try to and are denied.
There’s also a really high age limit of like 26 or something, at least where I am.

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