I really do not enjoy Coldplay, but I understand that other folk do like musac, and I am not at all offended by Nickleback, but Toto can get in the fucking sea.

In the early eighties my cat brought home an entirely sealed and airtight bag of frozen sausages and I still think about that.

I mean you can, you just have to take your time about it.

It’s the big wet bit that goes in to Washington from this side.

Saved astronauts sponsored by Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.

Rectum? I hardly knew 'em.

DOGE logo, with a USA flag inside a 14-toothed gold cog.

Arbeitsfront logo, with a Nazi flag inside a 14-toothed gold cog.

The DOGE logo being based on the Arbeitsfront logo cannot be an accident, surely? 14-tooth cog logos are not common, after all.

Clearing batteries from the pulmonary - oh, an autocorrect error.

Fuck it, I like batteries better than bacteria.

Philip would like to know more about this chilli.

Was it beef?

Not a law though, just the Secret Service’s preference.

Dickling.

This maxim does not extend unto hounds.

I was going to say ‘after Quinquagesima’ but I thought I might lose some of you.

Coco pops do not count as chocolate for Lent purposes.

Do Americans have hot cross buns?

I didn’t know you did, Major.

I embrace those replies. I love that I could make them happy that easily. Bless them all, in their stupid faces.

C'mon man. That's goatse

Is that me?

BEZ!

Now, I am not so naive as to think that a ha’penny is a reasonable price for a hot cross bun in 2025, but one a penny does not seem too much to ask for.

Explaining what a bear is to the current Mrs Manley, and I used @drewbear84.bsky.social as my example.

I am making the switch back to Firefox.

Is there a way I can set [command]+[enter] to 'open URL in new tab' as per Chrome?

It works with [command]+[shift]+[enter] but my muscle memory is suffering.

Dolly Parton deserves all your love.

Let’s not celebrate homophobia.

I have genuinely taken to sneaking a copy of the Quran into my friend’s flat periodically.

Fuck.