"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Is the cleaning fee really $250? Or $350? I don't remember because I watched it 4 days ago?

Hell, I left the Catholic church 35 years ago and ran into the welcoming arms of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I'd be willing to go back to getting nauseated by incense if he did this.

Both cool and maddening.

8 year old girl when extremely uneven hair and odd bangs

In 2nd grade my father cut my hair because I had lice. It was the day before picture day. No legislation saved me that day.

Believing women only when it's convenient is pretty shitty.

Does no one want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

There is no circumstance in which I could find the current court credible or apolitical.

He's a temp employee.

I was denying Trent Reznor a CServe account at 18!

bsky.app/profile/snar...

Oh yeah, I was troubleshooting modem issues with very scant knowledge of how any of it worked.

Yup, if you had a pulse in the 90's, you could work in tech. That's why my first job after high school was CompuServe.

Page from a desktop "joke a day" type calendar. Date Information: Monday March 8th, 2004. Labor Day (VIC, Australia) Title: "On Newspaper Mistakes, So Easy To Make" Body: "CORRECTION: Last week's column misteakenly misidentified a source. The European Commission president is Romano Prodi, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Subscript: "correction notice in the Prague Post"

Been on my fridge for over 20 years. Makes me chuckle every damned time.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

A big reason that Donald Trump is so successful with evangelicals is that he treats them like they're stupid and he's absolutely correct to do so.

lmao

I know, right?

I'm recovered. 🙂 I was a bit emotionally fraught because of drama with my recipient that I doubt Lifetime would touch because it'd be too unbelievable for their viewers, and I honestly thought of you a few times when I was rueful about not having a better experience. I hope you're doing ok. ♥️

a.co/d/dY7Bimi 😃

By vac I meant mop. 🙄

GREAT idea. My robot vac is Hedy (Lamarr) - no idea what to call her charging station.

LOL. My cat bats at it till it moves off its base and then docks it again.

And horrifying.

Holy shit. No one hates birds more than me, and that video is amazing.

I have purchased so many robot vacuums and mops, lol. I give them all robot/sci-fi/scientist names. I recently got googly eyes for Chuck (Charles Babbage).

lol, I make the same mistake constantly!

I'll vote twice - once for me and once for you.

descendants, not ancestors :)

🙋‍♀️ Haven't been there since they started their bullshit a few years ago.

Sign that you've been with someone for nearly 30 years:

(Watching Richard Osman's "House of Games")

Me - That contestant looks familiar. Isn't it Joe...?

Madscutter - Do you mean Ian Stirling?

Me - Yes.