Miss me, kiddo? 😜👨🏻

This is way funnier (and hotter) than it should be 😂🔥😘

I’m excellent at dicktation 😜😈

Sorry, son… I must have zoned out when you were talking about coach keeping you after practice for 2 hours 💦💦💦

#MCM #MonochromeMonday

Making dad very hungry 🤤🔥😍

How about some stache nuzzles? 🤤👨🏻

Such a perfect, horny position 🔥😈🐽

🥵🫠🐽

Have a seat, sir 🥵😈💦

The things I could whisper in your ear😈🔥😘

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

Just double checking if moans count as saying something 🤔🔥🤤

Fuck, I’m hungry 🤤 🔥

Dad’s stache tickling your taint is definitely up first 🤤🔥

A frisky nighttime pool party 🔥🫠🔥

How can I say no to such an eager request? 😉😈

I love that the silicone lube from last night is still causing water to bead up on my morning wood.

Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. Let’s see if dad can be a little more consistent

#ShowerTime

Late night, post-barkeeping, pre-shower shenanigans 😜

I do love the new lighting! 🤩

I know a few places you could put that (away) 😈🔥🤤

Get that ass within 100 miles, and I’ll be on it… repeatedly 🫠👍😈

Son, you don’t have to ask twice 🤤🤤🤤

🙋🏻‍♂️👨🏻😈

Also, anonymity is overrated 🤷🏻‍♂️👨🏻😈

#FeltCuteWontDelete

Where do you want me to start, son? 🔥🫠😈

I kind of love the anonymity of this late-night crop

#SoftieSaturday

A very good thing 😈🔥

Looking tasty, sir 🔥🤤

Dad in an olive green and black speedo

First pool party of the season!

The dads in Dallas have perfected the recipe for a fun gathering, and this is what my weekend usually looks like through September

(The suit rarely stays on for TOO long 🍑☀️😎)

That looks like some GOOD eatin’ 🔥🤤😍