Michael should of ended up with Jan. Holly was the female version of Michael. Roy is better off without Pam. Jim was a stealth bully. Its too bad it took so long for Angela to realize how much she wants to be with #Diwgt
#TheOffice
Hey man! This is a youth hockey game, stop reliving your days in prison showers. I guess nobody ever told you not to drop the soap...
Sometimes I think what if #GeorgeSr. did not pass away. And what if it wasn't #Georgie&Mandy'sFirstMarriage but Georgie & Veronica's First Marriage?? What won't change is Pastor Jeff is the worst.
Not me, but a guy I know, saw this lunch box at #PizzaHut. He was doing the buffet. not a big deal, who doesnt like to over indulge on pizza? Except this #GarbagePailKid #IRL caused a scene bc staff would not give him a to go box. He left after receiving 1 coupon for a personal pan pizza. #BookIt
Can confirm, the only reason this guy played hockey past bantam was bc mommy or daddy, most likely mommy, was on the executive board of his club when he played U16 and U18 hockey.
#USAHockey
Kinda like a spin on #TheMiz and #DamianSandow angle. Or #TheThreeFacesofMickFoley: #Mankind, #CactusJack, and #DudeLove. I blame my friend Lynn. She had me convinced #L.A.Knight was #Elias with a new gimmick. I need to reevaluate my life choices and who my friends are.
I now can not claim to be a diehard #WWE fan. Taking care of kids and working from home, I have #Raw and #Smackdown on in the "background." I really thought #MaxxineDupri and #ChelseaGreen, #IShowSpeed and #TrickWilliams were the same people playing the multiple superstars.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What ruined youth sports, parents or referee's?
What are the odds of finding a ginger rat? (Raises hand) 100%. I saw one today. It was super scary. So much, I wanted to get my pet cat, Monkey, to go take care of that menace to society
Three things I can guarantee are facts about this guy.
1. His Mommy drops him off at the rink, bc he failed his road test 4 times.
2. He talks bad about #BrookeandJefferyintheMorning, but in reality loves them. (Who doesn't?)
3. He steals #Tabasco and boat load of napkins and forks from #Chipotle
Stripes1: How much do you think we are gonna suck today?
Stripes2: What are you talking about? We are Infallible.
Stripes1: You ever think if we take responsibility for our mistakes the game would be better?
Stripes2: Nah. Making BS calls when my feelings are hurt is a rush. 100% adrenalin
If I was an young boy who did not have a Father in my life, why would I look for help from a guy whose Father abandoned him? Where is his base knowledge coming from? The only information that would be useful from him is, is which store should I say Im going to and cigarettes or milk...
Coach: Are we going to #Applebee's after this?
Zebra: Heck yeah! They have their version of #Chilli's #TrippleDipper and 2 for $25 we can split.
Coach: I like the sound of that. You think your sister will join us?
Zebra: She is a #TexasRoadHouse type of girl. Also, she said you smell like #Funyons
Can confirm this pylon does not tip his #DoorDash guy. He cancels his #Uber mid trip to get for free. I let #PETA know he goes to #PetSmart to purposely scare the kittens with is stupid looking face. I also saw him put his whistle on top of a urnial, put it in his mouth, and then wash his hands.
This #Temu #SuperMarioBrother definetly received a cease and desist letter from #Nintendo for copy right infringement. Wipe that dirt off your upper lip. And for the love of, whoever you believe in, EAT A SALAD FATTY! One last thing, how does it feel to be friend zoned by Princess Peach? FATTY!
As a kid, I thought the McJordan Special was the greatest burger ever...Next to the Arch Deluxe. Now I find out #McDonalds had different people endorse the same burger in different parts of the country. Life has no meaning, up is down, cats are barking. Is the #SwedishBikini team even real???
This same exaxct thing happened in #TheBigBangTheory. S2 E22.
This is a proof life imitates art.
#NASA #ArtemisII #Penny
I don't what's worse, #Lacrosse or #springhockey?
Joe West. I would mention the #NFL, but #Vegas might make me "disappear." Special thanks to baseball new #ABS challenges. Umpires litterally ruined baseball. America's game! Hopefully baseball is restored to its old glory. Beer, hotdog, peanuts, with your best girl or your kids. Best day ever.
Newest inductees of The Hall of Incompetence, these guys...They join Andy Van Hellmond, Mick McGeough, Kerry Fraser, Francious St. Laurent of the #NHL. Representing the #NBA, every current and past ref. Special shout out to Tim Donaghy. From the #MLB Angel Hernandez, CB Bucknor, Laz Diaz, and
All the hate Monica Dutton gets is uncalled for. Summer Higgins was way worse than Monica. Yes, she claimed to be part Native American even though she is not. At least she didnt leave her father, who couldnt take care of himself, to be a song writer who dances on bar tops in New York...
Tavern style pizza or deep dish pizza??? Why life so hard? Me cant make a decision...me will ask the magic 8 ball.
I guess I was wrong. Good thing I didnt bet on George Parros fucking. At least The NHL Department of Plsyer Safety is consistent...consistent at sucking the life out of player safety
Justice for #RobertThomas and the #St.LouisBlues,
#JordanBinnington, not so much. He lost #Canada's Gold medal
2 different lawyer groups with basically the same number??? I predict someone will file a lawsuit against the other.
#McDonalds vs #BurgerKing,
#Coke vs #Pepsi, #Target vs #Walmart, #Honda vs #Toyota, #Hatfield vs #McCoys, #InandOutBurger vs #HabitBurgerandGrill
Whats the over/under the next suspension by Parros will be a super,over inflated, exageration on something like a clean, legal, open ice hit? The #NHLDepartmentofPlayerSafety is a detriment to the league. Good ole boys club
#Betr #FanDuel #BetMGM
#FanaticsSportsBook #BetRivers #DraftKings
#GeorgeParros parents had to have pulled an #AuntBecky to get him into #Princeton. I refuse to believe this clown, thinks a phone call and a max 5 game suspension is appropriate for Greers hit on Zary. Id hate to see what kind of slap on the wrist would be handed out if there was a serious injury.
Asking for a friend. Is spring hockey like winter hockey? I only ask bc I dont want to hurt any of the refs feelings. Hurt feelings = one sided penalties...theres only one word that describe refs and im gonna spell it out, S-A-W-F-T! #SAWFT!
#BigCass #EnzoAmore
Spring season is right around the corner. Where linesman are asked to pull "double duty." So its all on two men to carry the burden of being an ineffective game officials. Who probably bring 19 items to the 14 item express check out lane, holding everyone up at the grocery store #playersafety
When their careers are over, I think #GraysonAllen and #JeremyFearsJr are great canidates to do #GeorgeParros version of a "job" for the #NBA and #NCAA mens basketball???
#GordonBombay should be in charge of #USAHockey
I nominate Wolf The Dentist Stansson as replacement for NHL Head of Player Safety
#cakeeater #District5
#AdamBanks #FultonReed #JulietheCatGaffney #GunnarStahl #CaptainDuck
#JuniorGoodwillGames
#restoreNHLDeptofPlayerSafety #PaceyWhitter
