Honestly never gets boring

And to grudgingly upgrade only to find that it didn't actually resolve the problem (been there 🤦🏻‍♀️)

Me in a tornado warning

That would annoy me too honestly. Sometimes I just need people to stop talking please.

It's me, I'm the problem sorry 😂

Also: every time I'm driving home from work on the interstate and see a huge commercial jet coming in low to land

Meee every time 😂 Even though it's a regular occurrence now that I work a block from the state's largest hospital and the children's hospital, both with helipads

Probably more likely from a car alarm, but it sounds just like our fire alarm for sure haha

There's one stationed outside the main hospital here that does the building fire alarm 😂

Honestly true

I'm mostly joking but also giving a museum answer 😂

First I laughed at this but then asked myself wait what if he's serious (lol), so:

1. Preserve the tissue

2. Prep the raccoon (basically taxidermy for scientists, but don't tell that to the mammalogists & ornithologists)

3. Do research (could be step #1 depending on your questions)

1pm is my final real coffee 😂 Yeah I can't get into the flavored water or fizzy water, I just don't like how it tastes and the feel of fizzy water is weird. I drink a normal amount of regular water during the day though.

Dad swears by his La Croix though 😂

I have tried so many types of sparkling water and other similar stuff and it's all nasty 😂 The macro beer companies especially have gotten really good at making NA beers though that taste pretty similar or identical to the real thing! It's def not a craft beer lol, but it's refreshing.

I don't like the taste of coffee enough to drink decaf 😂

I love a good light wheat beer, but the NA is great for cutting down on calories (29/can of this one!) and in the summer when I want a refreshing drink that isn't water but don't want alcohol multiple times a week

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Cashiers at the Publix self-checkout every time I scan a case of Michelob Ultra Zero NA beer

GUILTY

I love him

I turn 42 next month and already had the same question 😭

Seek shelter on the lower floor of a building on high ground? 😂 (seriously though, stay safe!)

Ok maybe not at 10:30 pm though. I'd be super wary of my own surroundings then.

I feel like I would go to Germany and just immediately get beaten up for trying to chat with strangers 😂

Torn between my love for low dew points and our growing desperate need for rain

They actually still have a lot of good stuff left. Reeses eggs for $0.50? I grabbed too many, probably.

(Yes I know where it is in my store and yes I beeline for that dark back corner)

The lengths Publix goes to to hide their seasonal leftovers until they have to throw them out is hilarious

"DeaD insecT" made me laugh 😂💀

That is the opposite of dumb. Actually it looks amazing!

I wish I didn't! 😂