Which only works until the lame duck writes something ranty at 2 in the morning about all the RINO's in Florida who are going to be personally responsible for losing the House if they don't push it through.
@sonicmega.bsky.social ok, I tried Fruit Riot!, based on all the buzz you've got about them.
I have never been happier with sour grapes. The hype is real. Next stop is to leave a bag in the freezer at work and let the magic happen.
Sic semper tyrannis
They'll probably just pivot to another shady-but-technically-legal maneuver as soon as they have it ready to go
Who gets to wear the gatorade cooler?
OK, I've done a draft of the fight scene between Beowulf and Grendel translated into modern western Canadian small town dirtbag English. To see the original, go to rpo.library.utoronto.ca/content/beow... at lines 702–863.
This is subject to improvement. Also it's, as mentioned, 161 lines long. LFG
Some attempt to say "falling off of something while laughing" that sounded better in my head, probably
And yet they have the highest measured level of chair fallout per joke.
Saying no to Trump is more like saying "Please, God! NO!!"
Don't tie yourself to good posts, Jerry.
Florida is just a land full of people pathologically committed to the bit.
Just stay positive
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
Apologies to William Carlos Williams
This is just to say
I have opened
the strait
that lies
at Hormuz
and which
you were probably
thinking
was closed shut
Forgive me
the grifting beckons
the war
makes me rich
Get ready for a Game Changer! On tonight's show:
It's not easy being him, Kermit the Frog!
He'll have you in stitches, Fozzie Bear!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's whatever, it's Gonzo!
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, CARL. MONGO IS APPALLED.
HI ZEV!
A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.
I'm a simple man. I see Oglaf, I like it.
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
At least it's not the stick-and-bucket dance
Found this
would
The "Mana Toast" method
The boom operator knows Trump talks out of his ass.
Very unusual and special leaf: Snow Dragon Green (Xue Long), a gently pan-fried green tea made of super early season silver tipped leaf from a heritage white tea cultivar in Fujian, China. If Silver Needle and Pre Qing Ming Dragonwell had a baby, it would be this tea. 🌿🍵❤️
Can you even charge while actively driving? Seems like a bad idea for a whole host of reasons
Klingon MTG player: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO SCRY
Ed Meese's history might have been interesting