Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Love being alone in an empty movie theater. I hope they remember I’m here and start it on time.

What kind of asshole wears white gloves and no shirt?

Is this a wallpaper please?

A large white polar bear is kissing a small white beardog with a backpack on the head who is in the middle of running around very hyperactively (but stopped because he is being held tenderly by the bear)

💋

A container of ravioli filling consisting of goat cheese, ricotta, sun-dried tomatoes, spinach, and sage.

A fresh, uncooked ravioli.

A bag full of fresh, frozen ravioli.

Ricotta, goat cheese, sun-dried tomato, spinach and sage ravioli. So. Freaking. Good.

I’m on a pasta-making thing lately.

String cheese.

A cat sitting on a tote bag full of plastic Easter eggs, attempting to look innocent.

I filled 50 plastic eggs with candy. I put the eggs in a tote bag. I put the tote bag on the table.

And Marin found a new nest.

Our new TV is playing very pleasant music as I set it up. Truly, we live in the future.

A list of 24 songs, many pop hits from the 90s-present. Some songs from early video games. Some from television.

The songs I get stuck in my head always seem to be weird choices. For the last few days, I’ve been writing down the songs when I become aware that I’ve been singing them to myself. The list is interesting. I haven’t heard many of these in years. This list is just from last Friday to today.

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

A woman (me) with light pink hair wearing a gray v-neck and blue-striped white skirt

A colorful collection of art prints and comics spread out on a table

Can't recommend enough that you put on a cute little outfit and go to an indie press expo and buy art from a bunch of gay people

Screenshot: AI search suggestions for “what is the coal mining industry doing to be better…” include “…at Fortnite,” and “…in bed.”

I miss when predictive search suggestions were based on the most common searches and not AI. #fortnite #google

hear hear

A shirt with a cartoonish depiction of four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ice cream bars with gum ball eyes.

Correction: THIS is the best day of my life. (from erinopar on Redbubble)

It’s everything I dreamed it would be and more.

About to spend my 55th birthday on a plane, flying home. Happy to be going home ❤️. Cheers and kippis 🥂.

Happy birthday, Sam!

I know it’s magical thinking, but I have to wonder if sports teams only suck because I love them. 😞

Watercolor sketches of various strange creatures.

I don’t like to end my night with posting anger, so…

This is the best day of my life. #tmnt

Cat resting in a cat tree basket, with one paw on a paper lamp shade next to it.

Why is she like this?

- the steam spring sale
- the smell of crawfish boil
- bluebonnets popping up and blackberries growing
- MS150 training which I have not started at all because my bike is still broken.

Things I was excited about this month -no particular order:
- using the squeegee to wash house windows.
- seeing Marc Maron live again.
- starting plans on my biggest projects this year and asked to attend the Chicago trade show in Sept.
- waking up at 5AM to watch baseball broadcast from Japan.

I’ve been looking forward to catching up on sleep all week. I was so excited to climb into bed.

4AM. Can’t sleep. Thinking about #grunn. Hooked on Grunn. Grunn is life. Sleep is now just a thing I do to rest my brain for more Grunn. #indiegaming

I am very upset that I can’t find anywhere to regularly buy TMNT popsicles with gum ball eyes. I refuse to believe they’re exclusive to ice cream trucks. I REFUSE.

"🚗⚡ Come on down to the White House Auto Showroom for unbeatable Tesla deals! We’re ignoring appropriations laws to bring you a nostalgia package out of 1980s Johannesburg. These models are so exclusive they come with built-in voter suppression. Sit back and let the elite stay in the driver’s seat!"

#cat

Finally got pet insurance for Lilo. I feel really lucky that she’s been safe and healthy for four years. Don’t want to push my luck.

If something happened to this dumb face I don’t know what I would do.