Trump misunderstanding what Taco Tuesday means.

Trump Encourages Companies Not to Seek Tariff Refunds (Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump said he’d remember companies that decline to seek refunds on duties paid after the Supreme Court struck down a large swath of his tariffs. Most Read from Bloomber...

Because he's getting him and his friends richer while bankrupting the country.

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I wouldn't know. I've never lived by an ocean. The worst Lake Michigan has ever done weather wise is crest over LSD, but it happens very rarely.

A thunderstorm is rolling by. It looks like the rain is north of me, but the thunder rumbles are shaking the house.

It's my favorite weather.

Mike Vrabel had 'difficult conversations' over Russini photos Mike Vrabel said the Patriots and their fans will get "the best version of me going forward" after the New York Post published photos that appeared to show the coach embracing and holding hands with f...

When are cheaters going to learn that discretion is an illusion?

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I realize this is just my unpopular opinion, but alternate endings are punking out - it's a safety net in case there's blowback.

Nah, man. Pick an ending and stand by your vision.

I just blocked 2 accounts following me with the profile "as long as I have God, I don't need anyone else."

Then why are they following me? I'm flattered, but my abilities are limited to making only certain people suffer.

DoesTheDogDie.com Crowdsourced trigger warnings spoilers for movies, tv, books and more.

I've never seen it, but doesthedogdie.com says that the dog dies. I don't watch movies where pets die.

If you didn't already know that this administration is a front for a well organized heist, congratulations on waking up from your coma.

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I see these videos of men jumping up when their parters walk by with ladders and power tools.

I’ve must have been single for too long because no one I know would bat an eyelash if they saw me walking around with power tools.

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Boss calls me with a plan to address a problem. Asks me what I think. I point out what will work, and then suggest another solution.

Her: "You're right. That's a better plan. Nice! Let's do that."

Get you a girl boss that doesn't feel threatened by collaboration.🥰

Someone check on Aaron Parnas. A new baby, and a 24/7 news cycle covering crazy on a diet of sour candy and caffeine. He probably jerks awake from power naps shouting "breaking news."

The man looks tired to his bones.

This is a defamation lawsuit. It's a civil lawsuit not filed by the government.

He has to pay his own legal team. I'd be my last dollar The Atlantic has more resources.

I know that we know he's dumb as a brick, but sometimes people's stupidity really just makes me pause.

What does he think is going to happen here? That he's going to say "Nuh-uh!" and a judge will be like, "Well, then ok. That settles that?"

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I don't know about you, but I can't wait for discovery in Kash Patel's lawsuit.

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I hear Benny Hill.

I have four calendars. FOUR, and somehow today I still managed to forget I had an appointment and had to rearrange my entire day.

I am salty. With myself.

Patrick Muldoon, 'Days of Our Lives' and 'Melrose Place' Actor, Dies Suddenly at 57 Patrick Muldoon, actor best known for 'Days of Our Lives,' 'Melrose Place' and 'Starship Troopers,' has died at the age of 57. The star died suddenly following a heart attack, according to reports.

Teenage me is heartbroken. He was the OG Austin Reed, and I loved Austin and Carrie.

I'm sad; he was so young. Boo.

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I will never understand why the execs insist on having meetings at 7:30 in the morning on a Monday.

No one is really awake.
No one is sufficiently caffeinated.
No one is in the mood to listen to anyone's crap.

No one is me, I am no one.

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Him: You know what I wish?

Me: that you were taller, a baller, that you had a girl that looked good so you could call her? 😁

Him: Noooo? That’s was very specific. 🤨

Me:

Possibly, but not without concessions. It’s never going to be what it was. It might not have been perfect or even fair, but there was confidence in the U.S. That is over.

Please let this be the preamble to his lead assisted exit.

You all know the damage is done, right? No ally will believe in the U.S. again. The next president could go to them and reaffirm our commitment to NATO and they will say, “It’s not you. It’s your people. We can’t trust them anymore to elect reasonable people.”

MAGA slaughtered our credibility.

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I am so happy to back to actual April weather. I am not a summer girl. Never have been, never will be. Anything over 75° and I am miserable.

I got to put my weighted blanket back on last night and slept like the coziest corpse ever.

Plot twist: Nothing changed because he was born with no soul.

Trump right now

He didn’t say anything particularly nasty to me - just a shitty comment then you know … I visited his replies and all he does is start shit, call people names and then ghost when they respond.

This is not the place. If you’re gonna start shit, don’t wuss out.

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For the first time since I’ve been on BlueSky I had to block a troll.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet.

It might not be the best, but it’s my favorite.

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Iran right now: