Why does it look like Schumer is being held up by a wire on the ceiling? Is it to counter the claims he lacks a spine? Because it looks like he lacks a spine…

After 3 “elixirs of the elder wizard”…

“This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self::

4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”

No zombies before Christmas!

Good mail day! @artofcoop.bsky.social

::cough cough::piratebay::cough cough::

I hated the band “Lit” as a kid. And I still hate the band “Lit” as an adult so at least I know that even though my taste in music has changed overtime that objectively crappy music is not an opinion but a measurable fact.

Incubus is on the restaurants speakers right now and not sure if whoever’s in charge is my age or I’m now at “Your youth is now the classic rock station” part of life.

Is gutetama a tyranid?

The one Chris Carter hated so much he came back and ruined the series???

I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.

No notes. 10/10 Analysis from California.

A horror story inspired by a trip to a lake you say… I know a guy who is excited to read it.

To the surprise of absolutely no one!

Pretty sure circumcision had nothing to do with my daughters autism…. I’m not a medical professional though. Oh neither is RFK jr? Go figure.

Jeff Bezos buying James Bond, buying the broccoli family out, just so his rebound wife can be fucked by James Bond on camera is the most divorced anyone has ever been

Chaos AD. No porn on the street. Wholesome police cucking the plebs…

Sepul-smut Sunday on a Monday. Fair play good sir!

Why is the Trump administration so hardcore on making 14 year olds legally adults. He says it labor, but we all know the real reason… #releasetheepsteinfiles

Hopefully this ends up like here in LA where the media points out the national guard and military just standing around cosplaying authoritarian rule until it’s just embarrassing to keep the act up.

I’m insanely annoyed by how talented my buddy @comicbooktimmy.bsky.social is because now he’s flying off all the time to do book signings for you plebes instead of drinking 7 and 7s on the porch dreaming about writing funny books for a living.

Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'

Perfect headline, no notes

Live footage of Iron Shiek meeting Hogan at the gates to ship his Jabroni ass off to hell!

Me to my family this weekend…

Working on ridiculousness with @dungeonjanitor.bsky.social

Guys I regret to inform you that Superman was really fucking good.

4/5 stars. It will get a 5/5 if the Blu-ray has deleted scenes of Wendell Pierce saying “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” And Sean Gunn in a mocap suit playing Krypto.

What a bunch of pussies. “I need full tactical load out and a horse to take down an elote man! Because people who speak Spanish make me afraid.”

DISNEY DOOM

DISNEY DOOM