Props to the editor who allowed this writer to publish the once-in-a-lifetime phrase “got clown on one knee”

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

(Crashing through the wall like Kool Aid Man) JILL STEIN

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

Disrespectful to Kobe

(to the tune of Buffalo Soldier)
Jonathan Majors
Window faller

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
Jonathan Majors

(also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
Fell through a window

Democrats when they're trying to decide how they're going to blow it in 2028

MLB scorebox. The pitcher is named Harris and the batter is Harris II

LOOPER (2012)

At the highest rate ever.

Wow: 72% of voters now believe that Fleishman is in trouble — a Trump 2nd-term high.

I'm not seeing a denial that Mark has a micropenis.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Heart Is a Lonely Hunter? Not urban but fits the other two

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.

In Unfollowing Daniel Radosh, NYT Accounts Lament Lost Decorum

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(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

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He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"

a poster for Hey Arnold, but it says "Maye-Darnold," the two quarterbacks in the upcoming Super Bowl

whenever i see the quarterback matchup for the super bowl this is all i can think of. sorry.

“I am working hard on my posts”