The age of Trump is officially over

Reflexive anti-AI-ists are literally just neo-luddites, but without the means to throw sand in the gears so they just post

I'm really very curious to see how the TX map works out this year, because the Hispanic swings from 24 in literally every election since have been...not good for the map the TX GOP rammed through

Guess all the No signs in median strips in Fairfax and Falls Church didn't help

I'm not tired of winning

I've missed exactly one (1) flight in my life, because we landed late for the connection, and my options were a) wait 23 hours in the airport for the next daily flight or b) take 2 additional connections and arrive as at my destination the same time as waiting the 23 hours. This was a work trip btw

Every fundraising article now is like "RNC HAS 50 TRILLION DOLLARS" followed by 20 articles about named candidates raise a buck and a quarter with a BOGO coupon on hand

This is just a barely reheated UK no-go zones conspiracy from 10 years ago

My same feeling about Oura rings. The product is decent but if you want to actually use your $300+ device, you're locked into a monthly subscription. I went with a ringconn (Chinese brand which I believe the admin has now banned after lobbying from oura)

Bibi going murder/suicide after a month of war in Iran shows just how little any of them considered consequences to starting this whole debacle

a woman is holding a microphone and saying hi this is karen smith .. ALT: a woman is holding a microphone and saying hi this is karen smith ..

Prediction markets be like

How much did Vance's trip to Budapest cost the American taxpayer?

Because the ROI is incredible

I've only known 1 Hungarian in real life and his name was Atilla Kovacs, so that's my baseline for all Hungarian names

They mistake clinical depression for economic depression

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

The edema in his feet and legs is going to make it difficult and painful to walk. Compression would help but he's not wearing any. Diuretic would help but he's likely not taking one because he thinks aspirin is a cure all, but it would explain why he appears to be wearing adult diapers sometimes

"Don't make me turn this car around!" as you pull into the parking lot

If you're explaining....

Y'all wanna see a dead body?

Waukesha has fallen

Inshallah

It's the same when islamophobes want to act like hadith is some nefarious manual for terrorism and it's like 20 volumes of "this guy heard from this guy who heard from this guy who heard from this guy who once asked the Prophet if he owed zakat on his sandal laces if he only wore them Tuesdays"

Male hero saves the day in Mario Galaxy ? The whole climax is a princess in pink with a parasol and a gay coded dinosaur

I saw galaxy today and it was fine? Is it a nostalgia dumb with a paper thin plot? Yes. And it was fine.

Trump has been saying we're destroying the entire country since the first bomb dropped.

He's not threatening to literally nuke Tehran.

He's just impressed by fancams of tomahawk missiles

He does. And opening the strait doesn't do much if Iran abandons Kharg and unloads on the KSA, UAE, and Kuwaiti oil fields

Dept of Interior is going out with another round of deferred resignation.

You see a child, alone and crying on the street, and your first reaction is to post on Ring like a package got delivered to the wrong house ?

Exactly. Zeldin in a vacuum makes no sense as a legitimate replacement considering there are plenty of state AGs who they could shove in there they would be willing do whatever the white house says and the senate would easily confirm