I woke up with TWO kitties sleeping on my bed!! It didn’t last but that was a fun few minutes

Put a collar with a bell on it on Tilde & now she can only walk backwards 😹

I swear Rookie just rolled her eyes at me

two men are dancing in a room with the words `` happy rex manning day ! '' ALT: two men are dancing in a room with the words `` happy rex manning day ! ''

A colleague just reminded me of this very important Xennial holiday today.

Happy Rex Manning Day!

My birthday isn’t for two weeks, I have got to stop buying myself “birthday treats”

Whoops, once again forgot about church & texted my mother at 10 am on a Sunday

The downside of Tilde’s huge little sister energy is that she does get treated like a little sister by both her actual sister & by me (& kind of by Rookie)

Just constantly getting kisses on her little noggin

I let the kittens out to play in the whole house & I’ve been dreading putting them away. The other night it took an hour and a half & SO MANY treats

….They just chased themselves into their room. All I had to do was shut the door 😹😹😹

I rode my stationary bike for 20 minutes & I may be dying

I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it

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to whom it may concern: I am NOT good at Super Smash Bros

it’s like she works in the pitt the way her day is going!

Bad Things That Have Happened to Tilde This Morning: got locked in closet :( - own fault, got scooped up :(, got kissed on wittle peanut head :(

MOST cars are not my friends coming to pick me up & I think that’s rude, actually

Sometimes one of the kittens goes under the bed & the other kitten comes out in the same spot & it’s like I have a magic color changing bed

Small black cat lying down looking at the camera

You wouldn’t think this sweet baby did soooooooo many crimes tonight but she super did

No! But she definitely needs merch!

Me, a fool: surely I can eat sushi in front of kittens without it being a whole thing

Started off the day with wet food for breakfast AND basking in a forbidden sunbeam!!

Grey & Orange cat loafs at the edge of a bed

Guess what today is?? It is Rookie’s 8th birthday (observed)!!!

I guess I am simply doomed to be pissed off today. yay.

I thought I was going to a scary meeting but it was a nice meeting?? My body does not to know what to do with this confusing adrenaline situation

Okay but that’s true, though. These people will fall apart without me managing everyone’s feelings all the goddamn time

The cat left me exactly one body worth of space in my queen sized bed 🙄

I have taken to carrying around a pocketful of cat treats for my many cats & at some point this is going to end poorly but right now we’re all just super cute

Being so brave & asking for a favor instead of being unnecessarily independent

Striking Starbucks workers urge customers to delete coffee chain’s app Unionized baristas continue to fight for a fair contract and ask public for solidarity as strike stretches into third month

Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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