some cock sniffing and oral sex are a great way to bond with a friend, and desertjonny has one of the best scents around 🤤🤤

I love that other guys get turned on by my posts. but honestly, my main motivation for posting is much more selfish. my penis gets so excited to be seen and admired and shared. let us know if you like seeing him, because it turns him on so much, and I'm happy when he's happy 😁

this hole isn't going to lick itself, so I hope you're hungry.

I'm really excited about these cool clothes I just bought! (if it looks like I'm naked, then you've probably developed X-ray vision. use it wisely.)

it's funny... for all the stuff I've posted in the last ~70 years, I think this vid is what is most recognized. I obviously can't deny that my appetite for butts stretches way back! this butt hasn't been in my life in almost two decades, but I remember it was very tasty. 😁

there's so much AI-generated porn and images manipulated to look like a dick is gargantuan. honestly, I don't like it at all. I prefer the real guys who love being photographed naked, and who show off their penises exactly as they are. every dick and every man are beautiful!

a man's life is vastly improved when he's very intimately familiar with all the pleasure centers between his legs. 😌

😁 echt geil und vielen Dank, Bruder!

6. "I hope you don't mind pit smells, because deodorant and I don't get along." 😬

for me, dating means figuring out how/when to tell a potential boyfriend that:
1. there's a hole in my scrotum.
2. I'm in love with my penis.
3. I want to lick his butt constantly.
4. half the internet has seen me naked.
5. "no, listen, I'm saying I'm IN LOVE with my penis."
😅🤷

if you had an incredibly hot boyfriend, would you want no one to see him, or would you show him off to everyone to brag how lucky you are? that's exactly how I feel about my penis: he's the most incredible and totally sexy lover, and I want everyone to see how much I love him. 🥰

tomorrow is Easter, and I found the perfect place to hide my eggs! 😁

exhibitionism is sort of an act of defiance for me: I won't live in fear of others seeing my "privates." I won't feel ashamed of my body. I won't hide myself with puritanical obsession. but I WILL embrace my passion of showing off my penis to everyone who wants to see him. 🤗

the dating scene is a bit of a cesspool 😂 so many flaky and crazy guys, and so much ghosting. but the silver lining is that they bring me even closer with the partner who loves me the deepest of all, and who's always between my legs whenever I want to spend time with him ❤️

this is me at my most invincible. when my hand is around him, nothing can hurt us. it's me and him, both of us loving the other and sending pleasure back and forth. it's not exactly masturbation: it's making beautiful love with my soulmate. ❤️❤️

can they be a sleep mask for me one night, please?

😂😁🥰😘😂

there's more in my life than my penis, but there's also more of my penis in my life than in the average guy's. I'm always thinking about making him happy and when I can spend more time with him. I'm in love with my own penis, and my life is so rich because of him and his love 🥰

this picture doesn't make me look gay, does it? 🤔😬
(these awesome balls and beautiful wiener were supplied by the amazing @pup-rocket.bsky.social 🤩)

if other desert hikers find me naked and they're offended, I'll just say I'm a mirage and they'll keep moving. 😂

call a plumber! this pipe is leaking everywhere! 😂

I like to keep weekend mornings casual and easy 😊

the first place your eyes dart to says a lot about you 🫢
.... actually all the places probably just mean that you're horny 😂

I'm always trying to love my penis as much as he loves me. I've written him poetry, I put a ring on him, I even hired a singing telegram to surprise him at the office (HR said I can't ever do that again). I think this will be a never-ending mission in my relationship with him 😁

"Where did you get your ball weight??"

it's not a weight or a single ring, but two rings in a transscrotal piercing (a hole in the middle of my scrotum).

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(the transscrotal healing was long and difficult, and I still don't recommend getting one 😅)

hey, it's two rings in a transscrotal piercing.
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: I really like shaved pubes. it just looks so much neater and shows off the cock so much better. I can't remember a time in my life when I've let it all grow out unimpeded. UNFOLLOW ME IF YOU MUST, THIS IS JUST WHAT MY HEART TELLS ME. 😂

WANTED: buddies who edge but don't cum. I can sometimes be good at that, but now I often give in to the temptation of a creamy eruption. I miss carrying that horny, penis-centric feeling through many days. if you can offer encouragement or support, I'd love to hear from you. ❤️

aw shoot 🤗😊

when you realize there's a miracle living between your legs -- a treasure who will always love you, pleasure you, boost your mood, calm you down, and be closer to you than any other lover could -- then all shame and embarrassment over others seeing him evaporates away. 😌