Just got the chills

I wish Marge looked at me the same way she looks at Will Smith freestyling

Every Black Friday I wake up at 5am and travel 5 hours to watch Punxsutawney Phil decide the price of a Black & Decker cordless drill, it’s boring, I don’t know why I do this

On the plane, watching pamphlet 😍

I can’t shutup about her!!

Why am I listed in the Martha Stewart Extramarital Affair starter pack??

What watching Limitless at 3pm on TNT at the Hilton hotel does to a mf

I’ve become the first bluesky user to post a photo of a TJMaxx storefront 🙌🏽

Thank you Ari, she says hello

Amazing news for bathroomheads like me

I need help convincing my wife Martha Stewart to get on this app!!!!!