Wanna see a magic trick? Good.
Abra-cad-orb-ya!

Art by @Orcaball.bsky.social
(Poorly animated by me)

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Really thick tire rubber orca TF has its appeal…

Listening to people talk loudly on the phone while *I* am eating.

Looks like a Power Rangers monster.
*Googles*
It is! It is a Power Rangers monster! Who-
*Checks notes*
Is kind hearted and switches sides??

Husband uses the alarm on his phone to get up every morning. And somehow manages to knock his phone on the floor. Every. Morning.

I recently posted that if asked what my favorite dinosaur was, I’d probably say T.Rex.

But if I actually thought about it, the true answer would be Parasaurolophus.

I find it odd that my boss complains about how people “just want free stuff” but also complains about how much more he has to pay to cover the company’s health insurance every year… like just let the government pay for that and I’m sure you’ll come out ahead.

Sounds like fun! I’ve never been to NYC myself.

…but we have started talking about maybe trying to catch a show on Broadway so we might end up planning a weekend trip ourselves, so let me know if you learn any tips!

Granted.

“Hey, do you want chocolate for breakfast?”

-“No, I think I’d like some eggs and toast… maybe bacon or sausage.”

“I’ve got a chocolate donut with chocolate glaze.”

-“Perfect!”

Charlie I Got A Rock GIF ALT: Charlie I Got A Rock GIF

Dr. Ryland Grace describing his new best friend.

The only clips I see of the Super Mario Galaxy movie include StarFox and I assume that the algorithm just knows which game I played growing up and which one I didn’t.

however, there should be more art of orcas. they're just kind of hot

That awkward moment when you have to call out from work because you’re stuck in bed.

“What do you mean you’re stuck in bed?”

“Well, I don’t know if I’m cursed or if the bed is possessed, but every time I try to get up the blankets wrap around me tighter and pull me back in!”

Got em both swelling this time!

Adorable picture! Love the s-moo-ches and the nuzzles and the butt grab!

Inflating by mysterious means once again...
(Art by Very Fat Darna on FA)
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I do love the puffy hand… and the hands on the soft bed (imagining that the bed is actually a person…)

Working on it~

Always loved going outside to watch a good storm roll in!

Gotta get caught in the rain. Time to get nervous when it’s overcast and you CAN’T see the moon!

Were-orca curse but you transform whenever it rains.

I would happily partake in the weed that makes you a pooltoy.

I don’t. My brother does.

And my mother told me that she and my uncle do/did. And I don’t mean like back in the 70s, I mean like now because it is legal and to help their respective medical conditions.

Finally watching An American Werewolf in London for the first time. Thanks @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social!

Choosing to read this as “ooookay.”

Stuck at home laying all of those eggs!

Gor-Ryan

My head canon is that this was you.