It definitely isn’t bigger than Canada ending the 50 year gold medal drought in 2002.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

The truth is to operate on this website you need to curate your feed to limit your exposure to news. It is neither normal nor endurable to constantly take on every problem the world has as an individual civilian

You, obviously

If you’re going to trade the most valuable pieces you’d better find a new GM first

Why advocate the GM who’s never won a trade to make more trades

This was a good one

They could be the fastest team in the league and this anti-possession style would still kill them.

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

First base coach also has to be on that

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

Very much enjoyed CJ’s segment. Who was the old guy talking to himself at the end?

I can

I can

This is where always voting for the lesser evil and pretending it is the best we can do has gotten us.

They know they just have to be slightly less evil to win.

"...people will just volunteer without explicit economic incentives to create..."

This is LITERALLY what the internet used to be. The whole fucking thing. Every piece of it. Stem to stern. That sentence right there. We were just on here, doing stuff, just to share with each other.

Lonny Bohonos

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Craig Simpson

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

Low Desert
Find the River
Green Grow the Rushes
Be Mine
Don’t Go Back to Rockville

Democrats have their lowest approval rating ever in history because they are doing everything right and have good strategy and it’s the leftists that are wrong

Bruce Bell of Wendel Clark fame? Pretty cool!

Pretty cool Tom Green’s band got to tour with these guys

now that the video limit is upped I can post one of my very favorite videos on the entire internet for you all to enjoy

Cam @matrixreloaded_ gonna become a soccer guy. tweeting "absolute fucking disgrace” at like 7 AM before any North American should reasonably be reacting to anything.