finally

plans for sunday drive obvs

have settled down to stitch and am with my Netflix and my heatpad. only a matter of minutes before someone requests a ride somewhere #ubermum

made burritos. have been calling them ‘bank holiday burritos’ all afternoon in my best Forrest Gump voice

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you could wait until they ask you for it but then you have a faulty Hoover sitting in your home until then. oh and they will request it right after you leave it at the tip.

so good. think the night shift people deserve more airtime though

in which my toxic trait is booting people out of calls they have joined and left running long after the meeting has ended.

it’s not Eid leftovers if you’re not biting into a green cardamom is it

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the good news is i have managed to fix my stand mixer this morning. the bad is news is something in my neck has popped. how you doin’?

saving ‘dead-eyed and distant’ as a future LinkedIn headline

turns out they are 🤷🏽‍♀️

the annual opting out of Mother’s Day emails campaign may well be more painful than the actual marketing emails. are preferences being reset each year?!

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Scott Street - Recorded at Spotify Studios NYC

watching the snow and letting this one finish before i get out of the car. hello Friday open.spotify.com/track/4qbtwm...

aw T, this is bittersweet for your birthday. lots of love 💖💖💖

today’s big finish - Roses and Arrows. 26k stitches on 16ct and it is 😍 #tatreez

THE SECOND HOME (May 28th - please pre-order🙏🏻).

A second book, a body of work. I’m so grateful I can do this again and really hope people enjoy this one.

P.S. it’s set during an August bank holiday heatwave — a reminder that warmer, brighter days are coming!!! ☀️

#psychologicalthriller #novel

just over 75% complete. just wish I’d picked up stitching #tatreez patterns sooner 💖 (that’s my IG if you want to see more)

Mine is that everyone bought trampolines after watching Donnie Darko

does it still come with a Penguin related joke?

yep! didn’t bother after that!

I really hope you did

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3 months in and delivered the awful news to the newest starter that there is no version control here. recorded the reaction for you:

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those statement pin badges at awards have got me like

Winter turned up on the final day of 2025. Frozen sunrise on the River Brathay in the Lake District. Happy New Year!

stitchin and bitchin

@icod.bsky.social found Dream State for 99p on Kindle deals. checked your goodreads first though 😅

i may only have take half the recommended dose of Pepto Bismol but it still feels like i’m making a deal with the devil

see now I think you’d like the peppermint bark I make for that reason (but your teeth wouldn’t)

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already losing track of the day of the week