I just bought an SCP from Marshall, Carter and Dark, and what they do for you is they give you the SCP

that's an awfully cold freezer toad

⠀⠀⠀

so . . . what now ?

⠀

hands ain't steady i spilled my spaghetti

ERZATZ will neutralize this Neuvillette person with a hot coffee pot

knees weak arms are heavy the coffee's ready

should i touch it i think not

that's an awfully hot coffee pot

ERZATZ is tired .
ERZATZ cannot sleep ; ERZATZ must work .

♡ this and ERZATZ will come up with a way to contain and/or neutralize you

[ he remained still and looked at her . ]

ERZATZ does not understand why , but i accept this .
ERZATZ is good .

𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 .
𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 .
𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 .
𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 .

gets on a couch face first and falls asleep .

// holy fuck this man is so fucking like holy shit dude

you can give me pets ?
... ERZATZ ... accepts these conditions .
ERZATZ will remain still .

ERZATZ can be pet ?

[ he hasn't met anyone that he hasn't tried to neutralize or end up neutralizing . he doesn't have a single friend . ]

ERZATZ was told that "high-fives" are a good way to greet friends .
Does anyone want high-fives ?

i do not understand .
ERZATZ cannot be pet . ERZATZ must work .

i am the most handsome good boy !
!^-^!

My ears are NORMAL‼️‼️

^-^!
I am a handsome good boy .

I neutralized the Heavens .
I neutralized the Writers .
I neutralized the Foundation .
I neutralized the Tao .
I neutralized God .

𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙮 .

i saw you talking about me .
you will be neutralized .
i am a good boy .

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