Hello Mr and Mrs Headman, is Dubnobasswithmy coming out to play?

Terry Waite

Browns are too high.

Signed, a Browns fan.

Just ‘split the Q’ on a tub of Quality Street.

Sorry mate no idea

Looks like Frank Sobotka wrote this.

That and everything on there looks like it’s been posted by a bot trained on LinkedIn and Customer Service complaint forums.

No YOU got up at 5am to watch the overnight recording of Cleveland Browns game only for them to literally throw the game away in the last two minutes.

Pub over the road from the Hacienda. Had to do a double take.

Almost makes me want to go back to Twitter, a day like this.

Oh fuck no it’s the Spotify Unwrapped lists. Thousands of ‘em.

Lovely little delivery at lunchtime.

Seafood linguine amongst the yachts at Dénia Marina. Very Eurotrash.

I love The Self Defence Class, I’ve got all their records etc etc

Is this ferry Balearic?

My view for the afternoon. Dog walked, 10k ran, lunch eaten, tunes on.

Snort, woo hoo, fnarr fnarr etc etc

Alan's Farmer Rant - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC YouTube video by BBC Studios

Lots of angry farmers on the radio phone-in this morning

youtu.be/RxSbTlH0K4w?...

Italian sausage tagliatelle

What’s Cade York up to these days? #Browns

Did a run, lads.

CAR-BO-NAR-OH

Heard you’re fuming about the ‘boxing’ last night.

PRKRN VLNTR WNKR

‘You are a bent ref.’

Today’s Wordle - genuinely have no idea

Follow me. everyone and I'll follow back. Except for Tim Lovejoy. You can do one.