Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Here in Spain, we are approving and advancing a process to regularise half a million immigrants.
“And I want to say to the Right and the Far Right who oppose this: Spain is the daughter of migration and will not become the mother of xenophobia.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
solitary cow
standing atop a mountain
longs for home – Dundee
The Ways in Which Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ Except Better
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
He's their daily reminder of the seven deadly sins
Okay, who did this? 😂
You already know that Nigel Farage is rarely in Clacton - but do you know he's also frequently missing from Parliament? 👀
Where is Nigel?
To those who celebrate it...
Christopher Penn wrote: Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines.
A different perspective.
Always helpful.
Every April 1 for many years I’ve posted an #F1-related #AprilFoolsDay tweet. This year, with the world in the state it’s in, I don’t have the heart to do so, so instead here’s an #AprilFool.
THIS perfectly describes most of today’s media bias and failure!
Was a good performance by Rachel
While our American cousins take to the streets to protest against Tяump's authoritarianism on No Kings Day, we're marching in London to prevent his divisive politics being imported to the UK. I'll be playing a few songs in Whitehall around 2:30pm
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Cartoon by @laloalcaraz.bsky.social
What a time to be alive…
We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴☠️
It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.
Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam
Oh boy! What a headline...
Ask yourself:
"What am I being asked to believe?"
"Who am I being told to blame?"
Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.
Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵
1/21
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Images of Richard Tice with his girlfriend Isabel Oakshott and Charlie Mullins, the latter two of which live in Dubai to avoid paying UK tax. A commenter says, following the strikes on Iran and its retaliation in Dubai, "I don't want my tax being spent on facilitating the return of these extremists from Dubai to the UK. They clearly despise our culture and way of life and they should seek refuge in the first safe country they arrive in. "Am I doing this right?" and includes a thinking emoji for additional satire.
So not Meghan this time?
😠🇬🇧😠🇬🇧😠🇬🇧😠🇬🇧
Friend on Threads puts it succinctly
Didn't he do that in 2020 when he said he had left the UK with his family and was seeking to relocate permanently abroad after what he described as an arson attack at his home?
When we refer to the Liberal Democrats, we generally shorten it to “LibDems”.
So why don’t we do likewise with ReformUK and refer to them as REFUK?
It would have the added benefit of succinctly conveying what they stands for!
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So he should only use uk born footballers?
