the most important thing is that 15yo jungkook would worship the ground 28yo jungkook is walking on and have a huge crush on him

namgi:

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I changed mine back to .bsky and that seems to have fixed it

My only saving grace is that he has been a full 21+ adult the entire time I’ve been aware of TXT so there’s no crisis about having been a fan when he was Baby and then having to reckon with him being Grown

Like something about this feels genuinely humiliating. At least Jungkook is older than me. If I were into Yeonjun at least he’s 1999. But no. My ass went and got attached to someone born after 9/11

Kai from TXT performing something on stage in an all black outfit with fingerless biker gloves and a leather harness and he’s very sweaty and that silver hair is growing naturally out of his scalp and he’s lowkey giving bedroom eyes and I literally feel like I’m dying this is humiliating

In my defense it was this photo that did it

Is there something up with the borasky handle it’s saying the address is invalid

(<- is only four years older than him)

Fucked up and wrong that he was born in 2002 and he’s a grown hot adult. Thats not a year adults can have been born in.

This is abt Kai from TXT

You think you have self respect and then one day you’re attracted to a guy born in 2002

NO BUT WE CAN TAG TEAM

*tap tap* hey Joon (or Jimin lbr) weird question but how does Tae order his dildo cabinet, size color or what?

Tannie: alphabetically, somehow? idk either but it works ok

jungkook at a video shoot in 2014 talking about how he wants to get a tattoo

currently thinking of this baby, and how much he would love the future self he has become🥹

my mental health is truly riding on a sweet treat

okay everyone. until i send all of my Emails tomorrow i am not allowed to have silly haha fanfiction time. when i send my Emails i get to write for 20 minutes. and get a caramel frappe. and maybe a sweet treat.

Seconding jinmin, throwing in Minimoni as an alternate

Namkook comparing which sex pillows to get for their overly bendy/chronic pain having boyfriends

Namjoon would have taken them for Hobi bc he could also use the joint support but Hoseok would die before he touched something someone else had sex on

And to be clear in NO universe is Seokjin ever going to admit that MAYBE the sex pillows are a good idea and leave his back less sore afterward and MAYBE it feels better to be able to open his legs and keep them supported even if it looks ridiculous to make a whole throne of pillows just to have sex

SEX PILLOW AGENDA IS REAL

Jungkook horrified watch Jin pop his joints back into place trying to figure out how he can Seokjin-proof the world

Seokjin casually dislocating various joints while they make out or fuck and Jungkook losing his shit every time because HYUNG you need to be CAREFUL your body is PRECIOUS and Seokjin is like. They why do you keep slapping my ass and kicking my legs and throwing me around like a sack of potatoes.

vmin fuck exactly one of two ways:

1. nasty/dirty af
or
2. so lovingly there are tears

they've never just had "normal" sex

One reason that Hoseok is perfect for omegaverse is that he has aggressive alpha energy but also would love to be omega courted via truckloads of expensive personal gifts

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Jin: ugh I just need you to bend me in half
Jungkook: BUT THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL STRAIN ON YOUR KNEES

Jungkook accidentally dislocating Jin’s hip vs Jin going ahaha oops! and popping it back in, completely freaking Jungkook out

The whole situation made more difficult due to Jin’s Thing about liking to get thrown around and now Jungkook just????? Won’t???????