no lies detected

yeah, mom's dad had a bit part in a Stephen King film as "Guy with work truck giving a thumbs up" because the city required one of their employees be the one to operate the truck, and the farming museum dad's dad ran is a working farm and also a county park

MG: Military, Electrician, City Traffic Engineer

PG: Farmer, a string of odd jobs in 4 states and 2 countries while he got his degrees, Farming Museum Curator, Adjunct Professor of History

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

the middle part of a snake as it slithers through a pink camo crocheted shawl

a picture of a snake that has slithered into a skein of yarn

a skein of yarn with a snake head poking out of the side

Tonight on shenanigans from the shadow house, Scribbles the corn snake tried to wear a crocheted shawl by slithering between 2 stiches and then took a nap in the skein of the working yarn of my current project while I was using it.

Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been

A message for you all to carry through the year

I am a pillow dragon. Any time someone in my household gets a new pillow I take the old one, wash it, put it in a new case, and add it to the hoard. I currently have 6 full sized body pillows, about 10 various sized novelty pillows, and about 30 standard sized pillows on my queen sized bed.

I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life

According to tiny cat, tagging someone on this post also counts. 🐾

#cat #wholesome #funny

A pop up seizure warning right before extra flashy/strobey bits

a screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons, where two characters (a red otter with a white beanie, and the player wearing a striped bathing suit and brown cowboy hat) float in blue water. a white and red chat bubble reads, in blue lettering “Pascal: Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan.”

that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan

Ya know, it never specifies how bad/what kind of brain damage you get. If it's anything like what I've already got (highly traumatic birth that exacerbated my ASD) then I see no reason to try and get rid of it.
Also I'd pay to have +Anima turned into an anime, because it deserves it.

WÖDAHS, a book nook that comes in either fairy house or spaceship

ah good, a fitting consequence for people who insist on smelling like a perfume counter

My mom did something similar after I was born, my parents stopped by my grandmother's retirement party on our way home from the hospital THREE DAYS after I was born by emergency C-section. It was my mom's idea, dad tried to have her rest instead but he knows a losing battle when he sees one.

A simple sign on a building in upstate New York that that reads “Books & Cake”

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

ah yes someone who truly understands

meanwhile my brain just goes, "that moose's antlers are on upside down"

The dragon was curled up on its hoard.

A knight approached, unarmed and unhelmed.

"Greetings! I have a question about your hoard."

"If you try to steal it I will kill you."

"May I move it? With you still on it?"

The tiny dragon firmly gripped the golden tiara it laid on. "Carry it with pride."

Sleeping Beauty, they literally animated to Tchaikovsky's Sleeping Beauty

Of course, it's cosmically funnier

2 years here too, 4th and 7th grades. In the 4th grade we all had to do a detailed report on one of the counties, in the 7th grade, being in the western mountains region, we mostly learned about pioneers, western expansion and the effects of the civil war on the shaping of the territories.

Milkshake and Fries without hesitation. Either chocolate, vanilla, or mint then dip the fries in the shake and eat.

Fresh teeth or properly dried teeth? Because I don't recall my baby teeth bouncing when i dropped them (yes it happened with most of them).

Yakuza

just think of it as payment for the fire storm that has been your work lately

add confetti to that and I might be willing to watch