It’s been getting steadily more jenky over time.

It is now item number one in the fix list.

Not stressed for work. Dressed.

@bsky.app for the love of God we need an edit button.

a cartoon of beavis says this sucks in front of trees Alt: a cartoon of butthead says this sucks in front of trees

The door into the house from the garage is jammed.

The one day I forgot my keys but was like “ah it won’t matter”…

Laura is coming home early to finish up from home but my dumb ass still has to wait an hour and a half since we both bus.

It’s boiling lava hot out and I’m stressed for work.

Poor brain worm starved to death.

That was a short-lived ant experience.

There were never a ton, at most twenty that I could see, but none this morning.

Plus the bathroom smells like a snickerdoodle.

Bonus?

a black and white photo of a woman wearing a chef 's hat eating a piece of food . Alt: I'd Lucy sketch my way into full blown diabeetus on this stuff but ... I... I shouldn't.

Dubai-style chocolate is not what I expected but I can now see what all the fuss is about.

Solid taste combination between the chocolate and pistachio (somewhat unexpected, TBH) with interesting texture and just enough of a hint of a crunch to be satisfying.

Give it a shot!

10/10, no notes.

That’s my supposition too.

Flooded out.

We will see if they can take a hint 😅

Sigh. Bathroom ants.

I guess at least it’s the bathroom where they can’t get into anything?

Blocked the door with a line of cinnamon and sprayed the counter and floor with a mix of vinegar and water (which also repels them and messes up their pheromones trails).

Mrs. T is getting traps otw home.

Totally not market manipulation.

Nope!

https://www.theonion.info/

Getting closer and closer to normalizing language to support Nazi-style slaughter to alleviate the “burden on the state”

Made eerier considering RFK Jr talked about putting “addicts” onto tech free wellness farms until they’re “better”.

Addicts included those on mental health drugs, BTW.

Pure SLAPP.

Fash Drinkwell will never allow this suit to proceed through to discovery.

Even if he does it’ll be dropped before discovery.

Not only is that not a denial but saying “the results speak for themselves” when you’re doing a shit job and tack on a nonsensical, conspiratorial response?

Yeah, Fash Drinkwell, that’s confirmed.

No wonder your eyes look like they are going to fly out of your skull: Binging has the BP sky high.

Not just not denying it.

His response is nonsensical.

a cartoon character says my glasses i can t see without my glasses Alt: a cartoon character says my glasses i can t see without my glasses

Woke up around 8:30 to a massive Velma session of hunting for where my glasses went.

One of the worst things.

Got Mrs. T involved and nothing for an hour.

Asked Goose to find them and that was the trick — they got stuck somewhere on the bed itself and he started batting at them and they fell!

I'm an ambivert, solidly between Ex and In, but what I'm not used to?

Being in a highly interactive position and in person 4-5 days a week plus doing double shows.

This hasn't been normal for me since the pandemic so I'm working on it.

I had wanted this earlier but my IAM team did not, soooooo...

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Solid shows tonight, 1st post owner-transition for my troupe.

The new owner handled door since we didn't have a door person, much appreciated given it was a sold out show.

There's some work we need to do on the new folks' hosting.

Also still getting used to all the in person work plus shows.

There must be an American equivalent of Nuremberg should we managed to pull our beloved country back from the abyss these fascists have tossed us

The consequences must be severe for all who treated our Constitution as a checklist of violations.

For justice and to serve as a warning for the future.

If it wasn’t for double standards Republicans wouldn’t have any at all.

This can’t be legal.

If we managed to save this country from the destruction the GOP has unleashed there must be investigations and there must be consequences.

Severe consequences.

Else we invite the same or worse again and again.

Who y’gonna believe when it comes to what God wants — Pope Leo or Dr. Donald Christ?

Any Christian following Trump is worse than the Pharisees and money changers in the temple combined.

He looks like a half devil version of Guy Smiley…

Man you know the worst thing about wind turbines?

When the wind pipelines break and spill wind all over and contaminate everything.

Anathema and her resting ‘Nam face.

Goose and his resting crazy face.

Happy Friday!

Take a second away from doom scrolling to revel in the cuteness that is Anathema and Goose.

#CatsOfBluesky #Furriday

Fun Fact: 2026 is projected to be 2.2-2.4% at best and 2025 was 2.1%

There is quite literally no reason to expect this to magically triple, especially given the catastrophic policies we’ve seen from Dr. Donald Christ to date.

And inflation has been at the same level of growth so it’s a net zero…

Who among us hasn’t given a handy to a political opponent at a broadway musical intended for kids?

Guarantee that nether Kegbreath nor Dr. Donald Christ have ever read the Bible.

You know who doesn’t need ther sanity verified with a double qualifier?

Sane people.

“Let he who can pass up free breakfast sausage cast the first raccoon dong.”

-Dr. Donald Christ