i don’t see enough prairie brewing these days. best in the history of oklahoma

prairie nerdy dancing is still an incredible candy sour. hits like a truck full of nerds

major event for me seeing them for the first time every year. i’ve started watching a little early but winter was weirdly mild so who knows

first possible bat sighting of the year. high altitude, 75% chance this was a bird, but stay tuned

oh if they funded me a senate campaign i know i’d go absolutely feral, romanowski-mode (without the racism)

it is! and she no longer has it :(

i like a scotch but at this point i think i’m posturing if i order a scotch

albert haynesworth stomping on andre gurode

much prefer the ‘see you in court’ mills

bad enough that so many of these old fucks want to hang onto office forever but schumer’s out here pressing the ones who want to retire back into service

albert haynesworth type statewide candidate profile. looks like tarzan, plays like rip van winkle

someone this weekend said mills doesn’t even want to be in the race and i can’t unsee it now. totally phoning it in. bring back kleban.

run from the sun like dracular

i do want to come back to this. i was thinking of congresswoman tlaib’s district, which includes dearborn, and which harris won handily. sorry about that! but if you can look at these numbers and blame dearborn’s muslim citizens for trump’s win, you’re just not numerate in any real sense

i think you should explain yourself

why did you do that

harris won dearborn

reply to a blocked post that simply says ‘*your’

thats a clean kill

*your

i’ve been paying attention to this conversation. quoteskeet one more time, maybe someone will come to your rescue

humbling you is a lot of fun ngl

why would i bother doing that? no one’s read anything you’ve written

lol you read pickupslop

showing to whom? i’m the only one reading your posts, kid

so, no. poor david

[katrina leskanich voice] i’m trending on nextdoor

no replies no reskeets no likes no maidens

hey bud is ‘the public’ reading your posts yet?

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

oh, is there a drugsball going on?

that or the cowards at the atlantic settle

stop talking about discovery, this is going away on summary judgment