I hereby declare this meeting of the #flumc25 #BSDistrict CLOSED.

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The Florida Conference of the United Methodist Church just ordained our first openly queer Elder and Deacon.

If I hadn't seen it with my own two (incredibly watery) eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

Praise be to God. The work continues.

#flumc25 #umcgc

Just because legislation has passed, it doesn’t mean the scars and venom are gone. — Bishop Sue Haupert-Johnson

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I didn't know the appointments were broken #flumc25

Bishop @jessicabarberscott.bsky.social and I have consulted with our personnel team (comprised of us) and we've decided we've done yet another exemplary job of presiding over the #TwitterDistrict as our diaspora migrates to the #BSDistrict.

We've reappointed ourselves for another year. #flumc25

Motion to have the GBCS voiceover guy deliver every report at #FLUMC26
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And are we yet on time @wisekris.bsky.social
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@bishopkencarter.bsky.social you have a forever invite to this photo op and you know it

Diaspora pic next to the coffee stand at 10:10, be there or face the consequences #FLUMC25

CC:
@jessicabarberscott.bsky.social
@flbwyn.bsky.social
@wisekris.bsky.social
@graceannalise.bsky.social
(And others I don't know how to tag)

If you were wondering who had the loudest cackle at Blessed Shenanigans, look no further.

#BSDistrict #flumc25

I have been resolutioning for many, many years. Never seen one die THAT hard.

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HOUSTON, WE HAVE CAPTIONS #flumc25

The Mold, The Bugs, and The Teenage Angst sounds like the grittiest modern Narnia reimagining ever #flumc25

an older man with a beard and mustache is smiling ALT: an older man with a beard and mustache is smiling

Am I the only person that thinks Jim kinda looks like Jonathan Frakes

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a man in a striped shirt is holding a wii controller ALT: a man in a striped shirt is holding a wii controller

I've been practicing my Brennan rants for just such an occasion #flumc25

a man is sitting in a chair and says `` i am the senate . '' ALT: a man is sitting in a chair and says `` i am the senate . ''

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Video without captions, DRINK

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Yeah I was totally here the whole time

charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hands folded in front of him . ALT: charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hands folded in front of him .

Me when videos not captioned

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Twinsies

Another year, another video without captions.

Every year I scream about this. Every year they go "oops" and add them at the last minute.

love my people, but very frustrating to have to keep having this conversation #FLUMC25

welcome to the #BSDistrict pal

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway .. ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..

TFW you vote before debate #FLUMC25

1. @jessicabarberscott.bsky.social
2. @flbwyn.bsky.social
3. @themattdailey.bsky.social

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THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE RESULTS, BISHOP #flumc25

I liked ranking fruits, personally

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This is now a Shriners conference #FLUMC25

Based

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I didn't see The Roast Of Alex Shanks on the agenda today but I'm very entertained regardless

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