The Onion cover featuring a picture of a raver wearing a shirt with an alien head and phat pants. The caption says “NASA Lands Mars Raver.”

This one always got me.

He’s probably arguing that the planned agenda is wrong because his pet topic he didn’t submit for the agenda is more important.

There are approximately zero vehicular imo trucks.

She’s guilty of “crimes against humanity” just like at Nuremberg.

Shrinkflation sucks

Send that guy to SF cause I’m hungry.

Darn shame that their houses burned down like that. Must be faulty wiring.

This is the move. Show her at Verdun through the point where she loses it.

I really enjoy my vintage hot air popper. I don't have other cooking tools that do directed hot air like that.

Sure, they're useful, but we kept Mac Plus, SE, Portable, etc. compatibility for a long time.

I think that's just you. Then again, we always avoided using these instructions at work, so perhaps I didn't see them often enough.

I look forward to her Nuremberg-style trial.

As the paramilitary cosplay losers illegally descend upon San Francisco, do I need to carry my passport, or are these traitors intelligent enough to accept my much smaller Global Entry card?

NASA Lands Mars Raver

“NASA Lands Mars Raver” from 1997

im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this

After Worlds of Wonder shut down, many of the Teddy Ruxpin engineering and test jigs were for sale at Sunnyvale’s Weird Stuff Warehouse. Weird to see the head attached to a metal project box loaded with switches and dials.

EMERGENCY MEDICAID REIMBURSES HOSPITALS FOR CARE TO UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE BY LAW HOSPITALS CANNOT TURN AWAY ANYONE IN AN EMERGENCY.
RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.

I once proposed that that be required for submission to the platform for release/duplication. It would help with backward compatibility work years later when the authoring game company is defunct.

My First Sony Electronic Sketch Pad HB-A5700 is what you’re looking for.

Yondr pouches: teaching children all about magnets because our schools are otherwise failing to.

I can’t read it. Haven’t worked at the fruit in 5 years. :-)

That thing is giving me flashbacks to the 1975 Karen Black TV movie anthology, “Trilogy of Terror.”

That fella hung out in my nightmares for a while along with Nazi persecution and nuclear war. It was eventually replaced by Space 1999’s “Dragon’s Domain.”

While in Tokyo for AsiaLLVM, I had lunch with old coworker @yosp-jp.bsky.social. Looking good!

Our supermarkets haven't ordered it. This is the direct result of the heavy consolidation of ownership of our markets.

Our two big chains both sell Thai chilis, but neither carries Thai basil.

If I can't find a heavily promoted PepsiCo product, what hope do I have for anything for marginal groups?

Mountain Dew has once again bottled Summer Freeze. Of all the limited releases they've ever done, this is my absolute favorite, tasting like a melted Bomb Pop.

It's LTO until July 4th, only 9 days hence. Not a single bottle or can exists in San Francisco yet.

This crap should be illegal like it used to be. Worse, this propaganda is directly owned/funded by foreign influences.

"Up against the wall, MFs"

Watch for which of the orange moron’s friends are buying the dip in AAPL he’s causing with his obvious criminal market manipulation.

I look forward to her public execution following the Nuremberg-style trial she has invited upon herself.

Pretty sure I said that sort of thing would be happening — you’re exotic there.

Instability was due to it being early and buggy. % isn’t a useful measurement. It could run a select group of major apps.